@unusual_whales I’m a minimalist Mexican living stress-free in Mexico. Basically poor and don’t care. Great weather, great food, free health care, lots of free time. The American Dream? My ass. Move to the US—legally or not—and you become a slave to capitalism.
@fifamedia Infantino: As a result, this proposal will not proceed
Football fans: We need more
Infantino: Like what?
Football fans: Your bloody bald head. On a spike. Outside Wembley. Preferably by tonight.
Infantino: I see. I have nothing further to add.
Football fans: Then the head it is
@EthanLevins2 Moroccans fled Morocco to go to Ceuta which is in Morocco. Maybe if Spain leaves Morocco, it will be harder for Moroccans to flee to real Spain.
@Ruxiiii4 El fútbol mexicano es aburridísimo. Tan aburrido y falto de talento es el fútbol mexicano que tienen que crear héroes sumamente mediocres como Guillermo Ochoa. Pero lo hacen porque no hay más. Y si no hay, el próximo mundial tendremos otra vez a Ochoa, mediocre pero no hay más.
@MadridXtra@Romain_Molina Breaking News: Italy accepts Infantino's proposal, first European country to do so. Italy believes that without the rest of UEFA, Confacacaf and AFC, they could actually play in a World Cup again.
@goalsside@Romain_Molina URUGUAY decide aceptar la propuesta de la FIFA. Sin la UEFA y CONCACAF, Uruguay cree que tendría más posibilidades de alcazar su décima tercera estrella en un mundial.
@Variety Selling FIFA would be like the Pope privatizing the Catholic Church to raise money and sharing the proceeds with bishop conferences worldwide. Nothing but pure greed.