Logan Barker

[Noah Riffe @NoahRiffe]

You losers called the city you’re showing a burned down, empty, shithole.

You don’t get to claim ANY part of Seattle’s shine.

[Oklahoma Baseball @OU_Baseball]

ABCA National Coach of the Year » @CoachJohnsonOU 🫡

» https://t.co/Iqs5ohnTiK

[Oklahoma Baseball @OU_Baseball]

we’re not crying, no we’re actually crying.

[Parker Thune @ParkerThune]

Toby Keith would be having the time of his life right now.

[11Point7 College Baseball @11point7]

THE OKLAHOMA SOONERS ARE YOUR 2026 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

[Trav @HeHateMe2_0]

I don't think it takes an idiot to scroll my TL to see I'm not a PatMac consumer. But that's a huge rake on a bit that's pitched to the masses as a donation deal. Mega-donors should NOT be donating 250k to a bar that keeps 70%, and spins it as a contest to help those in need...

[Russ' TD ⚡ @RussFcb]

How I'm liking every Wemby and Spurs slander tweets after blowing a 29 point lead

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

You enter your late 20s and all your PTO goes towards bachelor parties and weddings. That’s it. It’s all gone.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Obama: “The president shouldn’t have a bunch of side hustles that companies and foreign entities can invest in.”

Trump has raked in at least $4 billion since taking office, which is why he’s widely recognized as the most corrupt president in American history.

[Lexi 🏴‍☠️ @GoBlueLexi117]

If you whined and cried about the SB halftime show, I better not see you lifting your fucking margarita while eating a taco today. Fuck you. 😂

[sean @_sn_n]

Trump: *causes $5 gas*

MAGA:

[𝑒𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @elyradream]

there are landscapes like this on earth and tomorrow morning i’ll be stuck in front of a shitty excel spreadsheet

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

If Kamala Harris won:

-There would be no war with Iran.
-No war with NATO.
-No upcoming war with Cuba.
-Our military would not be run by Kid Rock & Vodka on the Rocks.
-We wouldn't hand Argentina $20 billion.
-Everyone ICE murdered would be alive.
-Gas prices would be a third of what they are.
-The deficit would not skyrocket.
-No one would rob you and call it tariffs.
-Farmers wouldn't be suffering.
-Economy and jobs wouldn't be cratering.
-She wouldn't be golfing every weekend.
-She wouldn't sleep in every meeting.
-She wouldn't go to every UFC fight.
-She wouldn't post drivel 200 times a day.
-You could open your passport without vomiting.
-She wouldn't beg for the Nobel Peace Prize.
-She'd fight our enemies, not Kimmel and Springsteen.
-She would never sell us crypto and fragrance.
-She wouldn't take an airplane bribe from Qatar.
-She would never steal $400 million from us to build a giant panic room.
-She would never call herself Jesus MD.
-She would never cheer when an American dies.
-The world would respect us.
-We would respect us.

[Tom Scott 🇺🇦 @Tom___Scott]

I'm not a monarchist, but King Charles reminding the US Congress of the value of democracy, human rights, checks on executive power, respect between religious faiths, peace between nations, the reality of climate change & the horrors of fascism is almost enough to make me one.

[Andrew Fox @Mr_Andrew_Fox]

So Charles dunked on and rebuked Trump for the entirety of his speech, but in British ways so subtle that it went straight over MAGA’s heads and they're cheering him for it.

Genius.

[Chris Ship @chrisshipitv]

He did it politely and diplomatically but King Charles just reminded Congress:
• NATO was there for USA after 9/11
• British Troops did fight in Afghanistan
• Ukraine needs our help now
• executive power must be subject to checks & balances
• ice-caps are melting
• America’s natural wonders need protecting

[Sawx South @SawxSouth]

It’s almost like Caleb Durbin had a slow start and is figuring things out and it’s still April or something.

[Covie @covie_93]

trump gets a $400 million ballroom, a $400 million jet, he's suing the IRS for $10 billion and he's golfing every weekend.

You get unaffordable groceries, high gas prices, high electricity bills and one piece of chicken.

[Jake Broe @RealJakeBroe]

Crazy that President Zelensky has never demanded a $400 million gold bricked ballroom to feel safe.