zesty

blessed n stressed from raleigh to chicago #blacklivesmatter #adoptDontShop #LoveWins #fuckingRecycleYouIdiots

[zesty @LogNastyy]

Oh look, I’m going to buy a lab/retriever/doodle thing from a breeder and then name it “Moose.” All you rich white motherfuckers are so unoriginal

[zesty @LogNastyy]

I go through the downtown nightlife photos on wral website every day at work so I can keep up with which people from high school are still diddling eachother

[zesty @LogNastyy]

@mariannewarrick That is sickening. My thoughts and prayers are with you at this time

[zesty @LogNastyy]

Thanks for the uncut pizza @dominos 😑😑

[zesty @LogNastyy]

@IKEAUSA you sent me the wrong piece of furniture. When I tried to contact customer service, it continuously sent me though loop holes. How am I supposed to get my order fixed?????

[bakerman @ryanbakerman]

⚪️ I don’t like this ad

⚪️ Why am I seeing this ad?

🔘 This ad overheard my conversations

[JennyPentland, GED @JennyPentland]

My husband refuses to believe me that he snores. You’re asleep! You can’t hear yourself! Trust the person lying awake next to you suffering all night! oh my god I’m talking about the patriarchy aren’t I

[zesty @LogNastyy]

I just wanna know why I find it comforting to scroll through the daily mugshots from my hometown

[Gayle Waters-Waters @GayleWW]

always remember my top leg wrestling moves #thepaninipress

[NC State University @NCState]

"Is this Heaven?"
"No. It's Granville County."

Check out @NCStateAlumni's look into a local corn maze that's howling with Wolfpack spirit: https://t.co/gTGcfxQ1R4

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

This is a scary time for young men who commit sexual assault and want to get away with it.

[Ally @winewhinemeow]

Adulthood at its most frantic is texting “you up?” to your mom.

[zesty @LogNastyy]

If you buy animals from breeders or throw gender reveal parties I DO NOT FUX WIT U

[zesty @LogNastyy]

@JHUBB I got in a wreck once while listening to that song. She’s just that great in general

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Me *hiding under the bed*

Murderer:

Me:

Murderer:

Me:

Murderer: Hey now hey nowwww

Me: THIS IS WHAT DREEEEAMMMS ARE MADE oh no

[zesty @LogNastyy]

The only acceptable gender reveal I’ll personally allow

[Emperious @Emperious_]

Why this gender reveal got me in tears. 😂

[zesty @LogNastyy]

@annerowlandkidd Same, I thought it was a fucking weird phobia of mine till now

[zesty @LogNastyy]

I’d rather sleep in a haunted house of horrors by myself for the weekend than have diarrhea while stuck in chicago traffic

[zesty @LogNastyy]

@Emma_Oh_ BLOCK DIS PERSON OUTTCHA LIFE

[zesty @LogNastyy]

I just feel like the pictures you choose to put on your profile are an opportunity to show potential friends what you like doing and where you like to spend your time. Why post nothing but sexy solo shots?

[zesty @LogNastyy]

Idk I just find it fascinating. The profile will say “looking for good friends to brunch with, shop with, and explore Chicago!” And then it’s a pic of nothing but the girls chest and duck lips in the photo

[zesty @LogNastyy]

As a confident and self-assured person in a committed relationship, I still wouldn’t actively choose to bring females back to our house that look like they are definitely looking to get screwed...... is this awful for a feminist to say?