Alejandro

@ me occasionally
Follow for mostly obscure references
Medium funny

[Alejandro @LokoDro]

@tradermatt @POTUS

[Alejandro @LokoDro]

@qthomp He’s just trying to save the stock market from diving down. He’s in too deep to get out cleanly

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Yo how many innings are there in curling? I’ve been watching for hours and don’t know when it ends. Do I stick it out from here? It’s in the 9th and they’re not slowing down

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Buns are so hard why not just stick to pony tails

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Driving over the train tracks of Alexandria really solidifies the feeling of entering a whole new timezone

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@dunleavy89 Hard disagree on inflation which can be attributed to the increase of money supply coming out of covid. This rhetoric is severely misguided.

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Google maps needs an option to say "I'm not above an illegal u turn"

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They say seagulls still sing the songs of Old Valyria

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Yo why does whoop take like 10 minutes to process a nights sleep? What's it doing, calculating how much I have left to live?

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@ehiggs11 Wish I did the latter

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@mikeholden @MorningBrew But are you surprised, Mike?

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You wanna go to the mall and pick out squishmallows

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I dropped a tub of gauc but it landed right side up and everything's perfectly fine
Should have made a bracket with all this luck

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My office got a sparkling water machine this week
So I've forgotten what still tastes like

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@dunleavy89 It's wild when they just keep the email thread going.
Conversing with themselves at this point

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Die Mannschaft wearing anything but Adidas is a crime. NIEN!

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A huge win for Nike is an even bigger loss for Adidas

Germany's national football team announced it's switching to Nike as its kit supplier in 2027

Adidas has been Germany's partner for over 70 years

Definitely the end of an iconic era

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Candid reaction pic

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This is my formal request to be buried in lulu soft jersey

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Download telegram so I know it's real

[Alejandro @LokoDro]

Why shave regularly when you can go full Britney bitch when you get sick of your facial hair