Chris Lombardi

TAT MASTER IN BUFFALO NY

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@imjohncrook That’s probably true

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@daambalamps Now I know. We’ll see, won’t we?

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When someone says they “hate The Eagles,” I know the last time they made an attempt at developing a personality was when they saw The Big Lebowski

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@NHL @tomhanks A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN

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DO NOT pat your pizza with a napkin in front of me SMH 🤦🏻

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Watching someone perform a two handed task with one hand because they’re taking a video with the other hand is a perfect example of how our phones are the real influencers

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@jonmirro Jeez that’s hilarious

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@imjohncrook So tough 🖐🏼🤛🏼

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What’s the moral of the story in Roadhouse, you ask? It’s this:
The only way to stop a bad guy with toxic masculinity is a good guy with toxic masculinity

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Getting annoyed by the shitty kids in the back of the school bus you’re stuck behind is a hilarious representation of how old I feel. The circle of life I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@katytallpants82 Lol love it

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Is there a bar in Buffalo where they have #TheGreatBritishBakingShow on the TV at all times? If there is, it’s the only acceptable place for me to meet someone new.

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@dimaismadduh RIP indeed 😢

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How is “Yung Player” not a rapper?

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@drunk8gods I read it in high school and it was so far over my head. It has like a 15 page glossary SMH. I don’t think I’d even tackle it now.

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In addition to my last tweet: I just bought a jigsaw puzzle on the internet. Wasn’t even a targeted ad, I bought it intentionally. That’s how badly I want you all to leave me alone.

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Been off tinder for like 2 months now and I’m much happier without getting dunked on by total idiots. I do however, miss the boredom-swiping and snap judgements I got to make… *sigh*

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@jonmirro @phonoaesthetic @poserhontas It’s actually me as a ghost up there

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Hot Water Music is to millennials as Social Distortion is to GenX