Israelis and Palestinians are fighting a battle...
From the israeli side, a machine gun fires, “bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.”
From the Palestinian side, a rifle goes “bang bang”
This goes on for a bit until suddenly, the Palestinian side goes quiet.
A head pokes out of the Israeli foxhole.
“Hey Muhammad! You run out of ammo?”
“Yeah!”
“Well come on over, I’ll sell you some!”
Israeli tourist...
An Israeli tourist is visiting New York and hires a cab to drive him around the city.
He engages the driver in small talk to get better acquainted.
"Where are you from?" he asks.
"I'm from Palestine" replies the cab driver, "and you?"
"I'm from Narnia." said the Israeli.
"Bullshit, that place doesn't exist" says the cab driver.
"Well, you started it" says the Israeli.
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