London Laughs

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@ritchieroy @DailyAFC Let’s just focus on him being a prick rather than trying to slag another innocent person off.

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@HedgeRollis @JardineCash @FootballFactly My bad

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@elonmusk Lol, where is your murder license? Stop chatting gas.

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@HedgeRollis @JardineCash @FootballFactly AthlEtic!?

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@EFL No subtitles? Ffs be inclusive man.

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@nrogers959 Much appreciated, thanks so much!

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@RodneyMarsh10 Im with you Rodders, I think they already do this though, but only at the end of the season. I think you do also see refs drop down a league for a while after a howler or two?

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@NotFarLeftAtAll It’s so sad that we have such a wonderful rail infrastructure that connects the country so well (compared to others like the States). It’s just completely overpriced and no political party has tackled it (how do you tackle it?)

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@SoveyX @HRPTreasures If you are even considering or asking about walking to a car wash it has probably inferred that you do not need your car washed.

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@stats_feed 40 + 20 =60
60 + 8 =68
68 + 7 =75

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@nocontextmemes EIPstein? Sorry, no job for you if you can’t proofread.

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@Adam84045139 @Stevie13151162 @CulerStrauss @MagicalPep That’s if it’s a deflection. Not an actual header. Defo would’ve been an own goal.

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@JohnCleese Very important question as so many restaurants stock halal meat these days. Quick search shows 88% of animals are stunned pre cut for halal. Kosher meat is 0%, so all animals are killed while conscious (unethical in my opinion).

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@NoContextHumans When you order a cheeseburger in a very specific restaurant in Japan***

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@centregoals @grok explain to me in pidgin English what just happened.

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@NoContextHumans Father and uncle (identical twin of deceased father). You can just tell he’s hugging him like he’s had another chance of hugging his actual dad.

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@MadMonkey867 @NoContextHumans She was comforting him at a time of high emotion. Check yourself.

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@jamezqpr1 He is right to apologise but it definitely isn’t solely his fault. The team and the manager should have adjusted accordingly.

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@MorecambeFC Great assessment gaffer.

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@FBAwayDays Maybe when this stupid trend ends…….