By the law of averages, I probably don't and/or will never like most of you. I like some of you, don't get me wrong, but most of you are a skidmark on society.
You might feel like your team are shite because they haven't won the Premier League or a cup for a while, but sometimes, being actually shite and someone sticking with you until it is untenable is more important #SWFC
@London_Calling_ Well nearly everything is improved. Tits don't work with naked girls on novelty playing cards, though if you're having a serious poker session. Distracting. I think that's the only time. Oh, funerals perhaps. Maybe - maybe - air traffic control.
I hate to sound like a pervert, but basically everything is improved by tits.
"Do you want to go out and get a curry?"
"Will there be tits?"
"Yes"
"Cool, let's get a curry"
What a fucking hack response to a simple criticism.
You know what my commentary wouldn't be? It wouldn't be sounding uninterested and constantly talking about how many social media followers the players have. Now do me a favour and never speak to me again.
In case it wasn't already apparent. I fucking hate Lee Dixon and Sam Matterface as a commentary team. They are a pair of twats who add nothing to games @itvfootball#England#ENGNZ
That's the sort of commentary I yearn for. Sam Matterface talking about how one of the New Zealand players has a lot of social media followers
Someone fucking kill me.
#England#ENGNZ
Sam Matterface clearly has photos of some important people in compromising situations. It's the only explanation for him being omnipresent on @itvfootball
He is dreadful.
#England#ENGNZ
David Hirst getting a mention on the TV
As someone who idolised him from the age of about 3, that's like after 40 years, someone saying "Yeah, I see you" #EngNZ#SWFC
Yeah dude, Vikings are so cool.
Remember when they used to invade countries, kill all the men and children, then rape all the women?
So fucking cool, bro.
@_james_inman@GadSaad@realDonaldTrump So what you are saying is that Gad Saad is a sellout pussy, capitalising on the "Bro movement" perpetuated by mongoloids like Joe Rogan?