dad

ignore my depressing tweets I have cool clothes

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

next time a girls ghosts me im buying her 20k fake instagram followers to make her account look stupid

[Blu @TMACBLUMONEY]

LMAOO “these niggas just got pussy outta me I’m giving you my all” I started seeing red

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

@bRicKOwens I seen nigga show up wit a Deon Sanders jersey on my life

[Johnny McCauley 🃏 @johnny6oat]

Veeze said “ imma have to squeeze my hand past 20 thousands to get some lint” he got it

[dad @Lonerboy]

@BENBALLER @GawdofFrames
can you or someone thats cool on the internet convince ben that i need this in my collection

[dad @Lonerboy]

ever since i got zo’d i love seeing everyone else lose
hopefully they never get it back

[Com Feed @thecomfeed]

⚠️ BREAKING: Multiple 1L Instagram usernames appear to have been claimed via the Instagram exploit.

Around 10 minutes ago, both @e and @f on Instagram were claimed through the active exploit.

Previous one letter Instagram handles have sold for $100K+

[dad @Lonerboy]

@magnumdong1992 u went crazy with the tree anorak and the bape hoodie

[dad @Lonerboy]

@link i bought crypto over a week ago now and still haven’t received it. WTF is going on? Do you guys plan on sending it when it crashes? Am i going to be sent more when the value goes up or down? what the fuck is the delay

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

“I cant cheat on my girl man”

[𝑎𝑗 @CenationEST]

Undertaker can shoot lighting and shit so probably him

[Perc Nowitzki @Trisbenoit_]

Used every ounce of energy to barely move dem bitches

[#MelanieMorenoFC @builddachrist]

I’m sorry bruh Mike jack not competing with this

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don’t understand nothing they do wrong until you do it back to them.

[gordie by the sea @thetransportcr]

this bookseller didn't know jackshit about anything i asked

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

This is exactly how Christopher Columbus got us the first time

[flower @aflora44]

yup & 3 bms 😭😭😭😭😭😭 he don’t gaf

[:3 @eternalfreakk]

my coworker so lightskin i flinch everytime she say nigga

[isaiah @tlop444]

the look i give the fast food employee while pouring soda into my water cup

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Bro got that autopsy build