Long-Haired Tech CEO

Korv Münkavle (He/Him) - Founder / CEO / COO / CTO of blump

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We are the only software company with 100% #organic server farms.

Better for the environment, better for data, better for YOU.

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@maiab We guarantee unborn grandchildren of our employees that right from day one.

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@Parkerlawyer We automatically extend an offer to the fetus when an employee gets pregnant

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@chasedownleads We are desperate for capital

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@samlymatters Great meeting you!

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@owroot @petersavodnik K-1 usually has more artificial enhancements

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Does it have a foosball table?

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🚨 Spirit Airlines has decided to turn its planes into AI datacenters in a last minute effort to avoid bankruptcy

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Looking for a consultant to teach me how to charge 7 figures for a PowerPoint full of buzzwords and business cases copied from Wikipedia.

Anybody have recommendations?

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@dougboneparth Can I see a term sheet?

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@hxxntrr Does this work for cap tables?

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@NICKIMINAJ Just one more round of funding.

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@BellaBaddie__ Product Manager

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@james406 @jay_kobbe Is he looking for a tech job?

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This is half of our vegan snack budget

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BREAKING: France has gone all-in on science, investing €30 million in AI, health, and climate initiatives.

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@sama Are their chips even organic?

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@DailyLoud This is business casual in Silicon Valley.

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@timo_rf Is that supposed to be an insult?

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@rohanpaul_ai Can they code?

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@Forbes Do they still have any dry powder?

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@alyssaleann Get five $150k/year coding jobs

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@howie_ai @chasedownleads Now imagine if there was a full 80s video arcade complete with an Orange Julius just out of frame

#benefits