Can I REALLY keep my shit down to only 140 characters? No way, right? WARNING: I don't edit myself on Twitter. Therefore, you get the real deal, good or bad.
@Exmo_Lex I dropped Jesus/gods immediately when I ran away at 15 but had a hard time leaving prayer, community, and reading scriptures because that's all I ever did.
Once I discovered secular education and real-life experiences outside LDS life, like coffee and sex, it became much easier.
I kept it short and simple this time, and I asked for "a lot of fly fucks" for Christmas.
Santa must have misheard what I asked for because instead, I got "a lot of Fry's trucks" at the end of the year.
Fuck you, Santa, and fuck you, holidays.
#LameRetailHumor#BringTheWhiskey
@BeatTheCult If I didn't date religious people, I'd of been alone most of my life.
Us heathens are almost forced to since most lovers we run into are religious at some level.
If I could choose, I'd date only like-minded people---but also, where's the fun in that?!
Some pious peeps can be fun!
Ex-president #Trump announcing he's running for president again is like Columbia Pictures announcing they're making a sequel to Gigli.
Not only is it it the dumbest idea of all time, but it would bomb harder than the original---and that's saying something.
#TrumpIsALaughingStock
@BeatTheCult Of course the God of the bible would be a dude: It was written by douchebaggy men of those times, men who believed women to be second-class citizens at best.
I wish it had been a woman. She wouldn't have been that big a dick.
@karinkydink @mormon_satan Free will is an illusion, especially in religion.
A commandment is something you MUST follow. No choice there.
And according the the #LDS, I'm going to hell for NOT BELIEVING the flimsy evidence. No exceptions, straight to hell.
How's this a choice of MINE?
#PunishedForUsingLogic
@ZalariaCosplay This is gonna' sound bullshitty and controversial but here it goes: I think I prefer your paintings over your booty shots. Your booty is great, don't get me wrong. But this is the real you and you're clearly talented.
I'd say please include more of the artist you in your feed.
@ldsfootnotes I grew up with this mindset and I remember saying shit like this to others, one of MANY regrets. Yes, they think they're saying "good" things because of programming and indoctrination. They don't know what real empathy, morality, or logic is any more.
So glad I/we made it out.
@iconogazm I grew up with this mindset and I remember saying shit like this to others, one of MANY regrets. Yes, they think they're saying "good" things because of programming and indoctrination. They don't know what real empathy, morality, or logic is any more.
So glad I/we made it out.
Relax.
Don't worry.
We're ALL falling apart on the inside. Some of us are just more obvious about it.
The good news is that if you live in the United States, tomorrow won't happen for about 8,610 people and you could be one of them.
#Inspirationalquotes#brightenyourday#cheerup
@jennysimmo @ldsfootnotes "The most inclusive?"
Please.
Try explaining that to Black people, especially before 1978.
Try explaining that to the LGBTQ communities or their children.
Try explaining that to the WOMEN they subjugate and misogynize, and only truly need as brood mares for the LDS spread.
(Sigh)
During Prop8 the @Ch_JesusChrist spent millions and mobilized its members across the US to change a law in CA because they didn’t believe queer couples should marry. Their response to the @ap article is that they couldn’t report child sexual abuse because of the law… priorities.
@jenn_next_door That sort of immoral shit happens way more often than you think. I'm so sorry I was ever a part of that evil organization and feel sorry for the victims still in the LDS.
@NelsonRussellM And WE plead that you take charge of your rampant misogyny, your stance on the LGBT+ communities, the abuse cases perpetrated by your leaders, and the MILLIONS you horde in tithings while your own members starve.
Work on it.
Own it.
Care for it and make it happen in our lifetime.
"At your highest moment...that's when the devil comes for you."
It's NOT a fictional character "getting you."
It's a man, being a douchebag, acting like a fictional character in his own movie, assaulting a guy for words about his wife.
#WillSmith fucked up at his highest moment.