Ben Longenecker

Philly Sports is life.... and death. Mostly death.

[Ben Longenecker @LongeneckerBen]

For those keeping track at home, McCarthy just said this pitch was outside... #PhilliesTalk

[Ed Rose @ESRosebud]

Booty disallowed a goal, that's an ASSsides *Big Sean voice*

[Ben Longenecker @LongeneckerBen]

@ESRosebud Which court, Rose?

[Ben Longenecker @LongeneckerBen]

@ESRosebud This soliloquy is everything.

[Ben Longenecker @LongeneckerBen]

@ESRosebud @sixers Playoff P… never thought I’d live to see the day

[osama @0ba0sama]

Aye man where the heck is Wilt’s 100 point game? Lol

[Ben Longenecker @LongeneckerBen]

@ESRosebud Wife: Are you going to be drinking tonight?

Me: Not really. Probably just…

[Most Ballinest Playa @jaay_cool]

Dressed like a divorced dad that’s tryna prove to the courts he off the bottle for good.

[Brenden Deeg @BrendenDeeg_]

Hitch routes run in 2025:

1st: Eagles - 673
31st: Packers - 354

Progress!

[Brian Coulter @PhilaBCoulter]

The Parsons tweets when he’s in coverage 30% of the time will be legendary.

[Baker Mayfield @bakermayfield]

Failed is quite the reach pal. Still waiting on a text/call from him after I got shipped off like a piece of garbage. Can’t wait to see you twice a year, Coach.

[Ben Longenecker @LongeneckerBen]

@ESRosebud Neither of them are as good as Zech Wheelen

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Zac Taylor in the AFC North:

[Ben Longenecker @LongeneckerBen]

@ESRosebud Matt LeFloored

[Ben Longenecker @LongeneckerBen]

@ESRosebud That was some sick mid-air body control

[Ed Rose @ESRosebud]

HOLLA HOLLA

Gonna shank this ball and probably hit;

PATRONS PATRONS

[Ben Longenecker @LongeneckerBen]

Jameis Winston is a national treasure. @Jaboowins

[Savanah Tujague 🇺🇸🇦🇷 @savanah2j]

For those that don’t have TikTok, Jameis Winston posted this and I am crying this is so funny 😭😭

[Ben Longenecker @LongeneckerBen]

@ESRosebud This sure has been cool 6 days

[Ben Longenecker @LongeneckerBen]

Jacking Triples Realmuto #redoctober