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It's not likely we're gonna be friends.

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@DefiantLs So basically she's saying she loves to fuck.

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@LeoKearse @adje__ You might be jumping to conclusions. Maybe they're saying the police should have firearms and not tasers? 🤷‍♂️😅

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@StutteringCraig Sure. As long as I don't have to come back.

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> A particular group of people are throwing nuts and bolts into tall grass so lawnmowers fling them at car windows.
"It's okay, we'll ban nuts and bolts. Possibly lawnmowers too. And why are people parking near lawns anyway? They should be fined."

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"We're going to implement a carbon tariff on all imported goods deemed 'carbon intensive'. It's for the environment."
> Are you still selling massive amounts of coal to China to burn in coal power plants?
"Yes."

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"We are willing to pay any cost to avert the climate crisis!"
> Nuclear?
"No, that's too expensive."

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@theheraldsun They're not choosing to pepper spray old women or fire rubber bullets at protestors to relieve their stress?

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@TArchcast 🤔What size, shape and colour? And I'm not talking about the car.

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@GIBiz Gaming industry: "incredibly harmful" stereotypes

Reality: Not harmful at all, just dark humour that you don't like

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@BlabberingC "That's it... now taksies off the rest..."

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@StutteringCraig

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A tale in two pictures.

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@BlabberingC They were born on the same day? What a coincidence!

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@abcnews That's a verbose way of saying Australia's leading entrepreneurs and investors are retarded.

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@UbisoftSupport Would people really do something so stupid for 50 of your pretend monies?

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@IntelGaming "Ubisoft"
"enhanced gaming experience"
"optimizations"
"Assassin's Creed Shadows"

Comedy gold!

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It should come as no surprise that the enemy of my enemy is just another enemy I'll have to deal with later.

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@Grummz There is no saving any of them. Accept it, move on, stop complaining about it, let them die off (and just have a laugh when they do) and instead support and promote up-and-coming developers with good ideas and fun games to replace them. That's it.

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@HarmfulOpinions Same. For an hour, then it freezes and CTD's. But then it's smooth sailing for an hour until the next CTD.

But as much as I love the game, the loot and 'crafting' system is utter trash and purely an end-game activity because of the orb drop rate. Last Epoch nailed it.

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@UbisoftSupport But Connect is still a thing, so have you really fixed anything at all?