Lydia Longton

*insert great bio here* Kalamazoo College class of 2022 #BlamePreston

[Lydia Longton @LongtonLydia]

The first sunrise of 2021

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Step down from his position?? HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD

[Lydia Longton @LongtonLydia]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 30 May 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Sending “happy new years” in iMessage and my phone adds fireworks

[Lydia Longton @LongtonLydia]

It’s a wonderful day to protect bodily integrity & autonomy! Don’t forget to #vote!

[SJRE LP 2 @cleamingthegube]

We recognize concerns that our band "romanticizes sadness", but there are emo bands that do far worse. There are some that romanticize Ohio.

[Lydia Longton @LongtonLydia]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 30 May 2013 (via @twi_age).

[How Things Are Manufactured @fastworkers6]

How plants move in a 24-hour period 🪴

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

would love to be a healthy well-rested person but unfortunately I am committed to staying up extremely late and complaining about being tired

[Jessie Lam _(:3 」∠ ) @axl99]

A story in two acts.

[bobby @bobby]

tiktok zoomers love the "corn kid" song which is the most doggo bacon early 2010s internet humor imaginable. sorry children you've become your worst fear, your moment in the sun is almost over.

[Doctor Dhoom @caviarcope]

your parent’s insurance when you turn 26

[💋Ronnie Babyy💋 @_pinkmollly]

If you don't notice that different water brands taste different ... You don't drink enough water

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

I spent the past few days talking to 10 billionaires.

I asked them what's the most important rule for making your first $100m.

All of their answers had one thing in common:

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

i told someone i grew up in the midwest and they were like “does that mean your family like went to olive garden all the time?”and it’s like, no, we obviously didn’t go to olive garden all the time… we saved it for special occasions.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

prepare for hot girl summer by getting your

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[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bongo. He unlocked the multiverse. It was way easier than he thought it would be. 14/10 for each of them

[Kelley Quinn @heyKQ]

im a teacher in france and i can’t decide which is fuckin crazier: a) that my students still do this doodle in 2022 or b) that in france it’s called “le S américain”

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

started using this when ppl text me things i want to boo at