Genie: okay you will meet your soulmate on Hinge and you'll be the first socialist mayor of a major US city in decades. What's your last wish
Zohran: Knicks win the NBA
Genie: something realistic please
Zohran: Arsenal win a treble?
Genie: Knicks getting a ring it is
I don’t know enough on my own to suss out whether A.I. is a bubble or not, but the barometer I’m going by is that the people who think it’s a bubble sound sober and concerned and the people who think it’s not sound like manic traveling tent preachers.
This time of year we're reminded that the Grinch's WSS WHOVILLE hat implies the existence of a Who Navy, and by extension Who wars, maybe even Who genocide
The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers
Israel would most likely shoot the pope if he got close to the fence but he should give it a try anyway. First martyred pope since John I, 526AD? Your ticket is punched brother, beatified by Christmas, canonized by Easter. Barely enough purgatory time to catch up with the fellas.