lexi

love that journey for me

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Genie: okay you will meet your soulmate on Hinge and you'll be the first socialist mayor of a major US city in decades. What's your last wish

Zohran: Knicks win the NBA

Genie: something realistic please

Zohran: Arsenal win a treble?

Genie: Knicks getting a ring it is

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Mamdani is the first mayor who would support Spider-Man.

[Stella😈 @ParallaxStella]

"My husband and I saw you from across the realm and we really dig your vibe"

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[Drew Beringer @drewberinger]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

I don’t know enough on my own to suss out whether A.I. is a bubble or not, but the barometer I’m going by is that the people who think it’s a bubble sound sober and concerned and the people who think it’s not sound like manic traveling tent preachers.

[lexi @LooLooRae]

@iTzSTU4RT @AlanzqTFT How about the Piercing Light x Sacred Shears combo? Saw that in at least seven of my packs.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

[T @walterwhitepill]

This time of year we're reminded that the Grinch's WSS WHOVILLE hat implies the existence of a Who Navy, and by extension Who wars, maybe even Who genocide

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers

[Grimsby Town F.C. @officialgtfc]

Was hoping we could use this…

#GTFC

[Tom @gillotine1878]

Howled at that, no one does gallows humour quite like Evertonians

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Wildberry flashing the poptussy in the back will never not make me laugh

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[lexi @LooLooRae]

@NAToffees @PLinUSA @EvertonInUSA On our way from SLC! Here to represent the Utahfees 💙

[Red-Green Alliance @RedGreenBC]

Israel would most likely shoot the pope if he got close to the fence but he should give it a try anyway. First martyred pope since John I, 526AD? Your ticket is punched brother, beatified by Christmas, canonized by Easter. Barely enough purgatory time to catch up with the fellas.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

families may have been divided but the world is united

[lexi @LooLooRae]

@KT_Ruso Felt that 😭

[Ken Kirtland IV @KenKirtland17]

Me and the boys cuz economically illiterate people extremely susceptible to propaganda wanted to say slurs at work

[eric @ericziminsky]

Rest in peace, Progressive slant.
Long live Socialist handlettering.