Kaneki

mommy doesn’t get drunk she just has fun

[Kaneki @LookMcMarthy]

I'm so bored in Evoke I've been reading an email from DofE

[💙 Allie 💙 @nintendallie]

If my husband or I gasp, it's usually followed up with this unless it's an emergency lol

[mel @memegodmel]

greedy drake:

[Socratease @renfairebarbie]

When this is the dress code >>

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

Still laughing about the time a computer scientist who had his bike stolen tried to explain binary search to a cop

[Palestine Solidarity Campaign @PSCupdates]

🚨National March for Palestine

Where: Victoria Embankment, London
When: Saturday 28 October, 12PM

Last week was the biggest march for Palestine in UK history. Let's make this one even bigger! Join us as we march again for Palestine demanding an immediate #CeasefireNOW.

[prance @bocxtop]

not many ppl know this but u don't have to get married or buy a house when ur older, u can literally be annoying with ur friends forever if u want

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

being the late friend is harder than it looks i be feeling guilty sometimes

[Kaneki @LookMcMarthy]

I don’t care that I studied computer science, I will never understand what a server is

[vtss @vtss_pl]

doing my little boogie at lot radio the other day https://t.co/yWsCF3My43

[ana @shivlestat]

holy trinity

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this is how it feels to do your girl’s skin care routine with her

[One Perfect Scene @oneperfectscene]

Paul Mescal will play husband to Saoirse Ronan in ‘FOE’ and lover to Andrew Scott in ‘ALL OF US STRANGERS’.

[brett @itskindaover]

The way he cuntily looks at his nails

[Kaneki @LookMcMarthy]

I’m back 3 years to say Whole Lotta Red is actually amazing and i was very wrong

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

i’ll never forget the day Lil Uzi Vert dropped the snippet for New Patek

[WH @hastifliche]

talking to housemate's golden retriever: You are so special. You are so special. You are lovely. You are the loveliest girl in Lovely Town..

talking to gf:

Fri
18:07: could u get some beans on way home i think we're our
18:07 *out
18:08: bake beans
18:13: *baked

[Ebony Wild Card (53/100) @EbonyWildCard]

I would replay God of War for this mod alone

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

AI could never write this scene