slanty placenta

Slightly smoked goblin shark Sunkist thief stewing cosmic surf survivor

[slanty placenta @Lookbrother6]

I taste shapes to navigate through the animals

[Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart]

My last tweet has already got people talking: “You hold his arms”, and, “The phone dammit get the phone”, they’re saying

[Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart]

Please do try to retweet me with alacrity

[🌹 🎄🦌ᏟᏂᴦiႽႠMASiႶᏋ 🕯️🪞🕯️🪶 @Daaeismyname]

holding on to wishes

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

My neighbor asked if I have any plans for the fall. I assumed he meant of America.

[slanty placenta @Lookbrother6]

@Zen_Mox 8

[Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart]

[Bedtime story]

“Daddy, read the part where Jesus washes the prostitutes. That bit”

[Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart]

Killian: “Hi, I’m Killian”

Ian: “I’m Wendy”

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Of course you can be anything you wanna be. That's how delusions work.

[Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart]

In some cultures golf is seen as a perfectly normal thing to do

[Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart]

I totally misunderstood how to use Twitter when I joined, and I plan on keeping it that way

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Merry Summer Solstice

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

My favorite part of this photo is the tiny little sliver of a box peaking out above the $5 shower curtain, indicating that there are a bunch of boxes also stacked in the actual shower.

[Whatever_Amy @Whatevah_Amy]

I’m skinny AF while laying down. 🙌🙌

[Jay Davis @jay_jdavis]

Staying woke is in my genes. It’s how I keep track of where the bears are.

[🌹 🎄🦌ᏟᏂᴦiႽႠMASiႶᏋ 🕯️🪞🕯️🪶 @Daaeismyname]

i don’t know can we trust the banana and the apple alone in the cabinet?