Jay Davis

Hard-hitting punchlines. or will trade. Hospice quality puns. pounding words into makeshift swords. Previous Xs:

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Comedians try to help the down-trodden; pull them up by the leg.

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@herotimeszero @LqLana Who fu’d his face? Quite a tribute.

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So, we don’t care about the pipebombs. Cool beans then. Seeya Johnuuary. 5th.

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@acnewsitics Bonesaw wears whatever he chooses.

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@TONYxTWO Oh dear. Born again.

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@EricLDaugh Not Dear Born Again?

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ICE is our self-assigned ‘equality control’ department for our precious habitat. Our tribunals run on ‘self-evidence’; saving the state major cheddar on discovery. Iceland, Über allie’s.

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Forensic Existentialists from the future finally ID’d the cause of billionaires in the 21st century. The feel-good insight that all men are created equal. Self evidence was all that was required back then. Don’t doubt. Peace.

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@curiosityonx Spewing pure, uncut beachfront habitat. For an ambitious investor. One who appreciates the finest opportunities. Scoop it up before Oracle claims it for a data center. Soon as it cools a bit.

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@Bricktop_NAFO No one ever won a war not-pulling the trigger, one speculates.

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@montrose620 @MAGAVoice Compensation?

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@MAGAVoice Merkins want a leader strong enough to stand up to the ‘Bonesaw’. Reassuring! This is why we call the president a confidence man.

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@RyanAFournier Larry Summers, oeaking out on his personal power, at the helm at Harvard, said women weren’t smart enough for PhDs. Look it up. I can’t imagine how interesting his thoughts are today. I’ll skip his autobiography.

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@TerryMoran I believe he’s voicing th AI, and knows not what he uttereth. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Say no more, no no.

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@ThePatriotOasis Self-drive ventriloquist dummies. Now powered by advanced AI. They’re purported Toruń on pure Adderall, though the research trials have been postponed.

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Meanwhile, 21st century ’Bill$’ flourish like an algae bloom on the surface of the planet.

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All spanking new. Some still wrapped in plastic.

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US launches largest ever anti-yacht, speedboat squashing $14 billion task force featuring a full array of speedboat vaporization features and ~15,000 sailors, marines, ICE. Winning.

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@MysterySolvents A look.

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@marlene4719 Because Malignant can’t drive truck?

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@nicksortor Send them to Gaza! Where they’re needed.