HUMANS OF EARTH! Cover your puny, fleshy bodies – and help put a roof over a fellow human's head – with my very first official T-shirt! ALL of our proceeds go to the homeless charity @Shelter – so you can hail Lord Buckethead AND help the homeless! https://t.co/x3cSQJg64t
The US Defense Department officially releases three short videos showing "unidentified aerial phenomena" that had previously been released by a private company https://t.co/B5bWmzbpJE
I heard a little more barking than normal from the puppy corral, so I went to check it out. It was Rocky, letting me know that his brother Ryman... might need a little help.
@Hasanpatel@DearVG @SoVictoria_ It is true! However, all future candidates will be clones of myself. (Also, you neglected to file the proper paperwork at the official Galactic Election Candidate Registration Station in the administration building (sub-basement level -144) on the seventh moon of Golgafrath)