Lord Byron

They say I'm mad, bad, and terrible to know. But really I'm just a fan of vintage 1789 wine. (Parody account.)

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@lmn_rza @CountVladimirD1 @percyByShelley This is so cool.

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@SandyBo68209578 One of my favourites.

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@PBShelley1822 @lmn_rza @percyByShelley I am doing my duty as undead poet laureate, encouraging the young folk of today!

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@lmn_rza Ma'am, keep writing, this ancient, undead lord says.

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@lmn_rza @PBShelley1822 @gmorfsson I find it an admirable poem, by an equally admirable poet.

But surpass me? Never.

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@PBShelley1822 You are still so, so very young, Shelley.

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Use lard not cooking oil to cut your food bill,

Use blankets not radiators to cut your heating bill,

Use baths not showers to cut your water bill.

I have to say, I admire this Tory government. They're doing so much to remind me of my youth, turning Britain back to 1822.

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@whenisnow12 In fairness, I use my poetry to roast myself a lot, too!

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@inkandstars1 Ma'am, the pleasure is all mine.

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@scifimother @gmorfsson Dear Mary, you are such a flirt.

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*wakes with a start*

Uhf. I think I drank too deeply of Coleridge's laudanum last night.

What do you plan to write today, dear penfellows?

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[Heavy sarcasm implied.]

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@gmorfsson @scifimother Unhand me, creature of Hades!

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@gmorfsson @scifimother Just... need to sober up first...

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@gmorfsson @scifimother *loads pistol* I know about you and your human-eating ways, beast!

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@scifimother *takes hand* come, I think I know just the cure.

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@justamom819 Agreed. They're always so eager. 🙄

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@SketchesbyBoze *Lord Byron stamp of approval*

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@scifimother Writing, psh. Are you *sure* you don't want to come back to bed?

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@scifimother Miss Shelley! What on Earth are you doing awake at this hour?!