LordFarrell

the Devil does wear Prada. I know I work there.

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

Drunk! Lock up your bored husbands

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

Thank you @Wasabi_UK for that extra special treat of a long blonde hair. Was you hoping I would floss with it.

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

I have the last jar of Pecy Pigs in the UK. #inmybelly
#percypigs

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

@leevaughan You have a dripping slit

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

@leevaughan I'm wearing high end SS21 and very tight pair of Aussies. I don't need a mask. I'm already in the future

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

Just making bleach tea. I'm feeling tip top. #bleachtea #disinfectant #dumbasfuck

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

I've just sprayed tea all over the kitchen table. Too funny

[b @redbethmond]

I am fucking screaming st the accuracy of this video

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

Who is this man? I need to know. I want to stalk him. #fastfingers #bbcsignlanguage

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

Is it June 2024 yet? I need to stroke something other than my cat. He's already getting bald patches from excessive petting

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

I like this lady. Damehood coming soon #jennyharries #damejenny

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

I did this. #chalkyfingers #london #COVID2019

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

If I have to cover my handsome face I'm going to use a McQueen scarf. The Crowborough commuters have no idea this scarf costs more than their monthly train ticket #cough

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

I'm killing the #cornavirus with high end hand sanitizer. Wash your hands. Clean all your bits

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

Me on #nationalbookday #engorgedmanhood

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

@cmccrudden I'm the odd gay. I zoomed in on the trinkets on the lamp and not the obvious place.

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

@leevaughan @BBCArchive @YogaEllie And the building now is fancy apartments

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

Bloody hate Christmas #fact #MerryChristmas2019

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

'Derek and Janice' have just got on train and they have the same one tone voice and shes talking about her new kitchen and hes now talking about his chropodist appointment.
I have lost the will to live.

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

Me discussing Brexit at work. #prensentationskills

[LordFarrell @LordFarrell]

If you scratch that chair I'm going to have you de-clawed