El’ Boss Hog ™️

Captain of Sunday Funday. GOAT of parlays (lying). Most likely over 0.08. Tell me ur best dad joke. Dropped 37 in intramural hoops that one time.

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

Phils.

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

They’re going to miss the playoffs. I hate this team. @ah_pod this is just about as bad as it gets.

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

@ah_pod I’m tellin you man. Someone’s gonna find me in the tub with a microwave plugged in and be real fuckin upset if I have to keep watching this. This guys SUCK

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

#throwtheballup

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

Ripping bag and watching lost lands sets at this hour is peak male behavior

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

@ah_pod And there it is.

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

@ah_pod It’s just like. Ya fuckin know he’s gonna come in and walk a few dudes. Then will miss a spot and bam. Games out of reach. Dude stinks. Bullpen is laughable

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

George Kittle is speaking out on why grass is being used for World Cup matches but not NFL games.

📸 @NFLPA

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

The amount of Teslas in New Jersey is fucking unbelievable

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

Electric cars sound gayer than drag brunch on a football Sunday

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

Ima bring Philly back this summer I swear to god........

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

@SterlingWest Might as well just pack it up mate. Beach days over for u

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

If u put corn in a taco or burrito ur a terrorist bro

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

What’s it like to not live in existential dread?? Someone please fuckin enlighten me

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Dallas Cowboys were one of the NFL draft’s big winners, per @MelKiperESPN.

Other draft winners and losers with Kiper and @FieldYates:

🎧 https://t.co/RcjnLS48KN

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

It is actually amazing how fucking bad the Phillies are

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

@dylan_judge @stoolpresidente 🤣🤣🤣

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

👑👑👑👑

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

7 years ago today: Bryce to the Phils

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

Muslims be selling fent and killing people, just eat bro

[El’ Boss Hog ™️ @LordJumpin]

Starting a newspaper called the Dailymog. Only gigachad writers allowed. Dm me for inquiries