mr. rev. lord big fat keister 🇵🇸

USGS Store Free Map Monday enthusiast UWM '20 amateur art broker amateur pig-caller and the silliest goose

[mr. rev. lord big fat keister 🇵🇸 @LordKeister]

Hey guys so I decided I don’t like having consequences for my actions so from now I’m going to do whatever I want and not face any repercussions. So if you could just let me do my thing that would be great and if you don’t that’s illegal and you’ll go to jail :)

[mr. rev. lord big fat keister 🇵🇸 @LordKeister]

@kingv0nstan Beautiful knockers ma’am!

[mr. rev. lord big fat keister 🇵🇸 @LordKeister]

@punishedgarage Oh I’m so happy and in love woohoo women don’t want me and fish fear me

[gougar! @gougaronline]

the lion does concern himself actually

[mr. rev. lord big fat keister 🇵🇸 @LordKeister]

@PowerPointPete Alternatively: yeer

[wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet]

I bet this shit hits hard if you're stupid as fuck

[mr. rev. lord big fat keister 🇵🇸 @LordKeister]

@jjcmor1 Skank

[Ultimate Frisbee Association 🥏 UFA @watchUFAtv]

THE STREAK IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Detroit ends their 81-game, professional sports historic losing streak with a 25-14 win over Pittsburgh

[mr. rev. lord big fat keister 🇵🇸 @LordKeister]

I think I should be legally allowed to slap any elected official as hard as I can

[mr. rev. lord big fat keister 🇵🇸 @LordKeister]

Very few things I love more than my girlfriend, BattleBots, monster trucks, and pickles

[mr. rev. lord big fat keister 🇵🇸 @LordKeister]

@boymayor420 WACK

[mr. rev. lord big fat keister 🇵🇸 @LordKeister]

Kendrick’s disses are wild but this guy did it first

[mr. rev. lord big fat keister 🇵🇸 @LordKeister]

@vandevenesque You absolute buffoon. Were “barmaids” pulling terrible pours before woke happened?

[mr. rev. lord big fat keister 🇵🇸 @LordKeister]

@boymayor420 I’m not sure

[mr. rev. lord big fat keister 🇵🇸 @LordKeister]

If I ever start talking about buying a Honda element… just know the time has come for me to be institutionalized

[knx @knoxdotmp3]

$100 for each duck. $25 for the gay one https://t.co/VoNcN3TxBe

[proton @ProtonInspector]

They should build more inhabited bridges this shit goes hard

[mr. rev. lord big fat keister 🇵🇸 @LordKeister]

Slow day at work means I’m sending tweets at unemployed levels

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

tfw you realize you accidentally said the quiet part extremely loud

[mr. rev. lord big fat keister 🇵🇸 @LordKeister]

It’s times like these that I wish I knew how to krump