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@MoncureIvan @collaredshotgun it took though, effort, intent for him to do this. why did he choose a sandwich and not a dryer sheet or a tomato or a dog turd or some ranch dressing or a booger. why the extra effort of including the bread with the lunch meat except to achieve a specific visual aesthetic

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@wiktorus5 @vStar925 @Nick_Newman i'm sure Watch a Video Game Cowboy do Chores eventually becomes a fun game but i'll never find out

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@callanable idiot math professor thinks passwords are limited to letter characters from the 26-letter english alphabet. students also dying inside wondering how this clueless moron who's never used a computer is going to teach them something

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@vStar925 @Nick_Newman RDR2 opens with a 30 minute unskippable cutscene and then when the gameplay starts it makes you watch your guy tediously chop wood for another 15

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@chumblings you think its like vampire rules and the bots die when their creator does?

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@beanusoriginal @ratlimit drag is very broad and heightened, its exactly the type of comedy that appeals to kids if you just switch up the subject matter

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@jawwwn_ "i love america"

"shagging"

this guy is such a fucking idiot

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@_giacomo_volpe_ "i got mad or scared because i saw a video of a shoplifter online, in a town i don't live in" is actually not a political opinion, has nothing to do with "lefties", and gets you ostracized from conversation not because it's right-coded but because it's toddler-coded

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@AgustinLebron3 skateboarding

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@tendoublons @BarneyFlames von neumann himself had two brothers who didn't become geniuses of his caliber

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@krichard121212 2 different styles of quotation marks in this tweet

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@NoVA_Campaigns @thomasth7622 @FairfaxDems piggish gluttonous country. "the cost of living is so high, i can barely afford to eat at restaurants 15 times a week"

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@PAHoyeck god, finally someone taking the premise seriously

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@nikicaga it would be shocking if he's under 45 and most of his followers would be shocked to learn he's older than 25

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@angel_kld @erikphoel there are plenty of savants. probably hundreds or thousands of people who could do all that stuff at the same or earlier ages. still just one von neumann

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@erikphoel literally anyone in 2025 america can easily hire math tutors. if you're in any big city you can hire a top 1% in their field genius for like $50 or $100 a session

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@R_YayOFFICIAL @KeyTryer hoincredibly funny if pixar did that as a response to zemeckis

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@edtadros @bayeslord it rocks so hard that christians think CS Lewis is a serious thinker. will be insanely funny if in 100 years people straightfacedly cite Dean Koontz or JK Rowling in theological discussions

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@blobmonster99 @MaskettaMale @blown_through capacitors and connectors too. everyone's phone + the network equipment it takes to link to the internet is about 30 minutes of backbreaking labor for a congolese slave laborer

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@RobertSecundus @cappropaganda @makeupbyshaniah in what context other than POD would they add the time the book was printed