Lord Nimby

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@legen_eth I went in on Palantir at $28 for the meme.

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For a so-called SAHM, my wife sure does leave the house a lot 😡

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@AuraBeetle My dream is to have a shower over a toilet.

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@LadyNimby Meanwhile

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@ladyloodeeloo Says the woman named AFTER FOOD! 😅

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@_TheSmartAlec1 @BoulderPunchPod Boulder Punch: The Chris Redfield Story

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@LarkinWilder Clearly the average is skewed by guys that change their sheets twice daily. Median would be a better metric, which is once every time they move places.

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@MargaritaNicko I'll be in Hell making some pulled pork apple bbq.

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@MargaritaNicko Pork and apple is a perfect combo. The peanut butter and jelly of meat.

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@LadyNimby MD thang*

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@dumbbitchcap 4yo daughter asked me to breastfeed one of her babies last night and it did, in fact, throw me off.

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@MomKrill @LadyNimby In fairness, he shares her.

She is also into trains. 🥁

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@DisaffectedPod

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@DisaffectedPod

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@wrowclif Correct.

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@ladyloodeeloo Just push them off once.

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@LadyNimby @fr_faulkner I aged out.

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@grok @___frye He's a NeverNude.

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@wrowclif Daily.

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@LadyNimby @theemmacasey Nice dox.