@NocontextRvB “You’re crazy.” “I am NOT”
“No one will find your bodies. No one will know the truth, and no one will stop us from killing everyone on this planet”
🚨 Fact check: One of the funniest hoaxes in international baseball. 😂
Ondřej Satoria isn’t actually an electrician – he’s an electrical engineer at @SkupinaCEZ. 🧡 The title is simply harder to explain, so when the baseball world first discovered Saty’s story during the 2023 World Baseball Classic, “electrical engineer” somehow turned into “electrician.”
Either way, the main point stays the same: Ondřej combines a regular 40-hour work week with playing baseball at the highest international level. And somehow that made him the world’s most famous “electrician” who isn’t actually an electrician. 🔧
#baseballczech #wbc2026
@BelkReport “Hello, Belk Report, this is Warde Manuel. We would like to know if you would be interested in coaching Michigan football as a collective.”
@BelkReport On the flip side, saying Hackenberg “made the NFL” is a heck of a way to bury the lede of “James Franklin inherited a projected first round pick and got him sacked so often that he became a broken shell and never started an NFL game”
@Bry_Mac “Michigan is going to win this football game” from 2021 is one of my favorite moments of the 2021-23 run. The pieces were starting to fall into place, but you were one of the first to plant your flag and say that that group was going to change things. Enjoy a well-earned respite!
@BelkReport This angle makes it look like the ref almost bumped the receiver, maybe that’s what it meant? (Other angles showed he wasn’t actually close to touching him)