Robert Morris

Lord Simian, The Lord of the Monkeys

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@MarkHamill Do you think this'll make it into a special features?

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@DarickR @ColleenDoran While I empathize, I am glad you did! I've kept every Transmet page and sketch I ever bought from you as if they were family treasures!

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@Twig55356353 @QuoteOfTheWheel That's how I always took it. And how Ingtar took it; if you remember, right after Rand said that Ingtar was almost in tears, standing taller, thanking Rand... he knew he'd been forgiven.

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@SattaLaFleur Punching the air? Hell with that, Vince is on the phone trying to get that guy hired. "Oh ho, it writes itself, pal! This'll be such good shit!"

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@Roblox hi. thank you for working hard on the new dataloss glitch. i do knw about t and how it is getting better, and i hope that we can get it fixed at least in a couple months. take all your time, and once again, thank you.

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@RegalMovies Tenet

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@danny4ucla @lauferlaw @AshaRangappa_ The esteemed law firm of Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe.

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@GailSimone Go unexpected. Use the old GURPS system, and do a Stargate SG-1 campaign.

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@PinkPeril He needs their help on that?

[Nic Nemeth @NicTNemeth]

😘

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@VinceMcMahon You GOTTA be kidding, said EVERY African-American employee you've ever had.

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@GailSimone When written well, The Joker should scare anybody.

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@AlexaBliss_WWE Stop it! That song is poison to retail workers! The only thing worse is Mariah's "All I Want For Christmas"! :)

[🤍 Sammy G 🤍 @SammyTheOG]

TWITTER, WE ARE GETTING OLD 😤😢😥

2000 was 19 YEARS AGO
1995 was 24 YEARS AGO
1989 was 30 YEARS AGO
1985 was 34 YEARS AGO
1453 was 566 YEARS AGO

THESE KIDS TODAY DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE SIEGE OF CONSTANTINOPLE AND THE FALL OF THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE

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@marvwolfman @Scintillant_H "You son of a bitch..."
--- King Kong

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@gavindillinger But you just wrote
about writing about a writer?

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@alistaircoleman @StephenKing Can you spell "beep beep"? I knew that you could!

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@cazz3319 @RusevBUL Man's getting PAID, living a great life, seems to be enjoying himself for the most part, and knows more than you and I put together could about how his career is doing. I'd say maybe he's doing just goddamn fine!

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@JordanAten @VancityReynolds @deadpoolmovie I'm sure they're all broken up over your opinion...

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@nickmarsico @jzzza @davemeltzerWON Yes, that was indeed the joke!