Common Curtis

[Common Curtis @LordSnugglebury]

Inception could have been The REM Job

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#2Blessed2GetDressed

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Everyone in my house just laughed really hard for a while. It was nice, but I don’t think we should let that happen too often.

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@prezgillmore I’m not going to watch it

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@prezgillmore you stop that right now

[Common Curtis @LordSnugglebury]

Keeping my body in a shape

[Common Curtis @LordSnugglebury]

@weenisagoodband damn. We are one majestic cat.

[Common Curtis @LordSnugglebury]

@weenisagoodband hello old friend

[Common Curtis @LordSnugglebury]

Sometimes you just have to look objectively at what is and ask yourself "why am?"

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@SeriousSanchez My pals practicing human things.

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@annadorgay @SeriousSanchez you also gain the right to smell all strangers within your proximity. So at least there is that.

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I'm making some groundbreaking tweets today

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@SeriousSanchez Old Spice Mattercorn

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@SeriousSanchez That, or this poor girl has been eating incredibly bad popcorn all this time.

[Common Curtis @LordSnugglebury]

@SeriousSanchez I had to. Does not smell like popcorn. Daughter is now considered an unreliable source.

[Common Curtis @LordSnugglebury]

Dad you smell like popcorn.
Dad you smell like popcorn.
Dad you smell like popcorn.

About to lean in and smell this girl's dad.

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This girl behind me keeps loudly telling her parents to slap her. I've decided that I don't like this.

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Standing in the passport line at USPS. A fate worse than hell.

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