Vigo the Carpathian

Death is a but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back!

[Vigo the Carpathian @LordVigo]

I, Vigo, require one hundred Canadian heads for Canada Day, else I shall return and destroy Toronto.

[Vigo the Carpathian @LordVigo]

@timebombkustoms I, Vigo, demand a shift knob in my likeness.

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I, Vigo, do not have to TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS to prove that I am the Sorrow of Moldavia. @I_AM_Vigo

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@I_Am_Vigo I, Vigo, am not the imposter, my pathetic little epigon. Run along before I demand your soul sent to the pit of a 1000 deaths.

[Vigo the Carpathian @LordVigo]

I, Vigo, am very disappointed to not have been nominated for a BET award. For this insolence, I demand the head of Jamie Foxx.

[Vigo the Carpathian @LordVigo]

I, Vigo, Scourge of Carpathia, did not enjoy Transformers 2. I demand Michael Bay's head on a spike by dawn's dreadful light.

[Vigo the Carpathian @LordVigo]

I, Vigo, have a fever, and the only prescription... is impaling people on pikes.

[Vigo the Carpathian @LordVigo]

@JayeZelma is stealing my supernatural tweets from the beyond. Pursue him, faithful, and make him pay for such insolence.

[Vigo the Carpathian @LordVigo]

I, Lord Vigo, watched Princess Protection (#PPP) and was not impressed. I demand the slaughter of 100 virgins for this offense.

[Vigo the Carpathian @LordVigo]

For Follow Friday, I, Lord Vigo, demand your obedience! #followfriday

[Vigo the Carpathian @LordVigo]

Ask yourself what I, Lord Vigo, would do, and know that it would involve putting a spike through your face.

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I, Lord Vigo, am sitting on my throne of blood, contemplating whether or not to resurrect Michael Jackson.