Ssemakula Farouk

Software Engineer. Founder of Altus Tea Analogue at birth, digital by design.

[Ssemakula Farouk @Lord_Finnese_]

@BoscoTumuramye @KagutaMuseveni @NRMOnline @HonSeninde @DaudiKabanda @mkainerugaba @TodwongR @Thomas_Tayebwa @StateHouseUg @RobinahNabanja_ @BalaamBarugahar @officenrmsg @Plumedia1 @NPCPatriots @Parliament_Ug Trained and ready to serve

[Tumuramye🇺🇬 @BoscoTumuramye]

@KagutaMuseveni your scientist caders need to meet you to further engagement those with whom you trained at @serakasenyi. A great team for deployment to fight corruption. Carder identification @NRMOnline Secretariat remaining questionable.@HonSeninde @DaudiKabanda @mkainerugaba

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

Easiest Ways to Get Rich:

1. Sell men Lust
2. Sell women Beauty
3. Sell parents Peace
4. Sell kids Dreams
5. Sell the rich Safety
6. Sell the broke Hope
7. Sell the old Youth
8. Sell the young Status
9. Sell the lonely Belonging
10. Sell the sick Miracles
11. Sell the healthy Fear
12. Sell the smart Shortcuts
13. Sell the dumb Validation
14. Sell the faithful Certainty
15. Sell the faithless Rebellion
16. Sell everyone Time

Same game. Different packaging!

[The Forge 🍿 @TheForgexx]

The Most Streamed Artist in the World.

2014 — Ed Sheeran 🇬🇧 (860M streams)
2015 — Drake 🇨🇦 (1.8B streams)
2016 — Drake 🇨🇦 (4.7B streams)
2017 — Ed Sheeran 🇬🇧 (6.3B streams)
2018 — Drake 🇨🇦 (8.2B streams)
2019 — Post Malone 🇺🇸 (6.5B streams)
2020 — Bad Bunny 🇵🇷 (8.3B streams)
2021 — Bad Bunny 🇵🇷 (9.1B streams)
2022 — Bad Bunny 🇵🇷 (18.5B streams)
2023 — Taylor Swift 🇺🇸 (26.1B streams)
2024 — Taylor Swift 🇺🇸 (26.6B streams)
2025 — Bad Bunny 🇵🇷 (19.8B streams)

📌 Dataset name: Spotify Year in Music / Wrapped Global Top Artists

📌 Source : Spotify Technology S.A.

Compiled by @AlphaIndextz

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Pre-wedding medical tests for couples:

-HIV test
-STD test
-Fertility test
-Genotype test
-Blood group test
-Chronic diseases
-Thalassemia test
-Hepatitis B and C tests
-Mental health assessment

Don't just waste time on pre-wedding pictures.

[Jil Theo @theo_jil]

Branding is how people see you.

Marketing is how they find you.

Sales is how you get paid.

Master all three.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You can add instant Grok access to your phone lock screen in 10 secs:

1. Long press on your screen
2. Tap customize
3. Tap Grok

[Mathias Ssemanda @MathiasSsemanda]

Current U.S. visit visa appointment waiting time for Uganda is approximately 12 months.

You’ve to wait a year to attend a U.S. visit visa interview if you are applying from Uganda. This is on top of Ugandans now receiving single entry 90 day U.S. visas.

[Mukyaala Wandera 🧡 @OmutakaW]

Bonus Story #4:

Here are Ugandan leaders who have been in power the longest. 🫤🇺🇬

A THREAD 🧵

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This is a must watch.

Trump lists off a bunch of insane scams that US taxpayers were funding before DOGE:

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Value of $10,000 Invested 5 Years Ago

Nvidia - $285,000
Bitcoin - $220,000
Tesla - $139,000
Facebook - $52,000

Savings Account - $10,250

[Moe @TheMoeHayek]

This gotta be the craziest timeline of our generation

[Uganda Law Society @ug_lawsociety]

ULS PRESIDENT ACCEPTANCE SPEECH https://t.co/KzF0CSzcAY

[IGScore @igscoreofficial]

⚽️⚽️⚽️ Erling Haaland joined the Premier League all-time hat-trick club after scoring his seventh hat-trick against Ipswich, closing in on Sergio Aguero’s record.

This hat-trick makes Haaland one of only eight players to achieve this feat. 🔥

[Library Path @LibraryPath]

15 Powerful Quotes That Will Make You Think:

1.

[𝗪𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 💰 @Wealthnationx]

15 Deep Pictures that will open your eyes:

1.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

10. The real size of Africa.

Most people are shocked when they see the real size of Africa because the most commonly used map of the world, the Mercator projection, features a significantly distorted size of countries and continents.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

3. Everybody alive today compared to everybody who has ever lived

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

Last year, I was ready to go defend Moscow against aggressors. Thankfully, our Russian allies have won that war. Today, I am even more ready to defend Israel and Jerusalem against any threat. Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, was from Israel. The links to Uganda and specifically to Nkore are very strong. If anyone threatens Israel, we shall defeat them.