theOne

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

"... my parents had a separation. My mom did win custody of us, but my Dad just took us and went to Nigeria... He said it was for vacation."

Katy Igwe on how she ended up spending 15 years in Nigeria.

[Kelvin O johnson @_OKJ__]

You can see how easy it is to start a religion. Humans are so symbolic and impressionable.

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

this is a wrong time to have an “if i perish, i perish” mindset, because you go actually perish

[PRIEST @Priestisbackk]

He wan snatch phone from window😭😭😂

[PENNY ﾒ𝟶 ™️ @xlucidpennyx]

My coworker told me he hasn’t got a raise after everyone got theirs. I told him “closed mouths don’t get fed” he went to hr and they fired him. He didn’t get a raise because he was supposed to be fired and they forgot

[Newton🇳🇬🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Skarich20]

More pussy for us fellas. 😂❤️

[Chuks Ohax @ChuksOhaxx]

“On a normal day me and you suppose dey space? Nah twitter make you meet me”

Meanwhile see the werey inside club doing bottle girl 😭😭🤣

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

They just exposed one of the girl that was dragging that Mr Presh as a hookup girl then she immediately private her page and turned off comments.

She’s a chef online, and a hookup girl offline on tinder that charges 150k a night.

[Mr Right @OtunMuri]

My annoyance with all of these is, if Army overthrows this rubbish democracy, UN, ECOWAS, AU, EU et al will crying upadan. Nobody is talking against this undemocratic actions we see & hear everyday.

[Jet Daniel 🛩️ @LaceVine]

You can show us your perfumes with clothes on. Gbogbo tactics yi o necessary.

[$hureguy @Shogzy_shurghar]

This foolish woman bill me btw … may God in his infinite mercy punish her

[Maxim 🌻 @kogmak]

Моя девушка работает на двух работах, чтобы обеспечивать нас

Но мне кажется, что она уделяет мне недостаточно времени, поэтому я думаю, что могу изменить ей с её подругой

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Hell no if she in danger why she bringing that danger to me????

[Countey @counteymoon]

African countries are largely governed by evil idiots.

[Groyper Capri @NB_Vixxy_Pooh]

She can scratch you, break your $16k chain, threaten you with a bottle… but the second you touch her she becomes the victim.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Look at the backdrop of a Nigerian TV station which claims to be the best TV station for the 15th year running 💔

[Hydra @XBrianDennis]

No be the attendant stand there dey observe am? 😭😭😭

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

Somebody shout hallelujah.🤧

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

But cheating on your boyfriend because he’s broke is valid ??

[Fdrlmdmx @OlumideFdrl_Esc]

If na China be this, Xi Jiping fi condemn this nigga to death for trying to brain rot the citizens.