Father Alexis

IG: lordelex

[Father Alexis @LordeLexi]

@Chime I love you guys because I never have to wonder where my money is going & I love that it notifies me w every purchase & do I even need to mention the Spot Me feature??? How could you not be using chime
#whyichime $lordelex

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

It’s wonderful so many have supported Britney! I’ve just heard the news! Wonderful things can happen when we stand together… but not too close because I have just learned that some of you do not bathe.

[Father Alexis @LordeLexi]

I am completely over my natural hair.

[emMA @emmahoneyyy]

i absolutely adore that most of the stuff at smoke shops are obviously for weed and everyone is just like

[✨ Kitten Heels & Capris ✨ @Glamazon1026]

The more I work the more I realize that I'm supposed to be a lady of leisure.

[Father Alexis @LordeLexi]

You know it’s really fucked how busted they made Jenny look in the 19 years later part of the last HP.

[Jailyn @jailyn_carey]

mfs will do coke, acid, molly, take steroids, drink herbalife, get plastic surgery done in mexico, make out w randoms they meet at the club but the vaccine is where they draw the line

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Things that should be illegal:
*Overdraft fees
*Interest on student debt
*Payday lenders' 400% interest
*Foreclosures made by algorithm
*$1,000 towing fees
*Fees to cash paychecks
*$50 late fee for missing rent by 1 day
*Getting charged $200 for an Ibuprofen at the hospital

[heide @heidemacosta]

pretending u don’t see guys staring at u is a skill

[Father Alexis @LordeLexi]

My boss just told me he was going to take my phone away. Hahahahahahaha Sir, Im 27 years old. I really wish you would. I will walk out so mf fast

[Father Alexis @LordeLexi]

Office life is not for me

[Father Alexis @LordeLexi]

Absolutely over this 8-5! Whoever had this idea should have kept it to themselves

[Father Alexis @LordeLexi]

I’m so prepared for my 2022 wedding it’s ridiculous.

[holl @UTEROCOBAIN]

it’s the way i’ll never understand homophobia or transphobia like why are u bothered😭😭😭😭 it’s not ur life go home

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[Father Alexis @LordeLexi]

Missing a day of work sounds nice BUT THE WORK YOU HAVE WHEN YOU GET BACK

[Father Alexis @LordeLexi]

@fawneytelde I saw some of those & was utterly confused at the upset

[tamilore. @tammymontero]

you can still be confident & suffer with social anxiety