Emily Evans

flyin by life by the seat of my pants

[Emily Evans @Lordofthetires1]

@bentoncampbell1 @Sadieisonfire @RayMetzgrrr Damnit Benton you know I get on here like once a month

[Emily Evans @Lordofthetires1]

just fell asleep on the floor in the library for 30 minutes on a Friday evening. College is weird and scary.

[Allie Ostrander @allie_ostrander]

It is time to race My bowels are very active Take a shit or six

[Emily Evans @Lordofthetires1]

@irishjedi69 😞

[Emily Evans @Lordofthetires1]

@irishjedi69 I volunteer as tribute

[Emily Evans @Lordofthetires1]

mfw watching any househunter show where rich people go look at "cabins" and note that the kitchen is "a bit cramped"

[Emily Evans @Lordofthetires1]

@bentoncampbell1 Saltier than a Kirkland Signature tortilla chip.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Wishing for you all acts of love and ordinary kindness this holiday season. In the end, you know, most people are good.

[Emily Evans @Lordofthetires1]

I would say this is just week 12 but #finalsweek or #lifestyle ?

[Doug Jones @DougJones]

Thank you ALABAMA!!

[Kirsten Gillibrand @SenGillibrand]

You cannot silence me or the millions of women who have gotten off the sidelines to speak out about the unfitness and shame you have brought to the Oval Office. https://t.co/UbQZqubXZv

[Emily Evans @Lordofthetires1]

@roziereynolds the more awkward moment when we have man-child chief cheetoh as the head of the country. have fun and safe travels ♥️

[Emily Evans @Lordofthetires1]

@Hannahrunzhard I best be one of those connections ya hear

[Emily Evans @Lordofthetires1]

You stole our lands. #MonumentalMistake @SecretaryZinke

[Emily Evans @Lordofthetires1]

The largest land heist in our history. @realDonaldTrump #MonumentalMistake #BearsEars

[Emily Evans @Lordofthetires1]

an ode to school:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I feel like an overcaffeinated fish undergoing atrophy

[Alexi Pappas @AlexiPappas]

be a bravey
replace cant with maybe