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Every Girl's Dream... Every Man's Nightmare -The Master of Analogy- 2 Time Sheky Award Winner!

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

FOOTBALL AMERICA!
Special guest @AlbertBreer of @theMMQB !
What are the odds of Brendan Sorsby in the NFL?
Browns & Steelers quarterback verdicts?
New venue for Myles Garrett?
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[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

@FabrizioRomano Enrique Riquelme is a grifter, and Florentino Perez is a muppet who should be put into an asylum.

Real Madrid is in good hands.

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

FIFA is allowing networks to show commercial ads during player hydration breaks that were claimed to be installed due to expected high temperatures.

However, FIFA was unable to figure out how to run ads when a random fan refilled their water bottle.

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

Exclusive @TheAthleticFC

FIFA make last-gasp change to World Cup stadium rules: BANNING fans from bringing refillable plastic bottles, so fans must buy water in stadia

As of May, empty bottles permitted so fans could refill amid heat concerns. Not now

https://t.co/OuyjvgPoxN

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

The actor they cast to replace Will Smith in the I, Robot sequel is going to be a far bigger underdog.

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

Ai Tony Parker should become a new character on ESPN. Gets in all sorts of misadventures and shenanigans.

[Jon Healy @JonHealy]

Could ESPN really not find a genuine shot of Tony Parker as they cut to an ad break? Just had to use AI

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

@NBAPR @NBA Genuine question: Is anybody on here a Spurs fan besides former Spurs players, current Spurs employees, Mark Henry, and Pauline Chávez?

We know Abbot is not really a celeb, and also would go to whoever’s game in Texas for clout.

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

@ChrisBHaynes For those who haven’t watched, this was the intense moment on Dan Patricks’s show Chris Haynes posted this very thing you read.

It’s not often we see news in real time.

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

@DanWoikeSports A bit suspicious they showed a replay from a better angle on the broadcast. That doesn’t happen normally.

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

Very suspicious and strange ABC would show a replay of a fan running onto the court.

They usually would never show that to avoid giving them publicity.

And in proper sports, that crowd section would be empty seats the next game.

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

@AnthonyIrwinLA Right????

The Emperor Has No Seats?

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

Right now it’s looking like Adam Silver is buying time so the Clippers could use their 5th pick as another favor to Ballmer. Really bad look for the NBA as usual.

[Ramona Shelburne @ramonashelburne]

Adam Silver says he’s “wouldn’t be doing my job” if he issued a decision “based on perception.” He says he needs to wait for the facts from the investigation into the Clippers dealings with Aspiration. There’s no timeline on when that report will conclude but “we’re close to the point where we need to wrap this up.”

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

@hmfaigen If the NBA had any sense, this would be the only way the Finals should be promoted.

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

Okay, I get everyone loves to glaze the Spurs, but the new Madden cover makes no sense.

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

Until I hear a story of Victor Wembanyama is playing Animotion’s hit song, “Obsession”, in the locker room, he can never be my GOAT. https://t.co/I6jp6BhIWZ

[Michael C. Wright @mikecwright]

Source confirms that Victor Wembanyama treated the team to a screening of the movie “Obsession” as the Spurs tried to wind down from the emotional toll of Game 7 heading into the Finals.

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

Love this deal for “The Maneater” Derick Hall.
“Oh-oh, here he comes.”

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Edge Derick Hall and the Seahawks reached agreement today on a three-year, $42 million extension that could be worth up to $46.5 million and includes $21 million guaranteed, per his agents Chad Berger and Ezra J Thompson. Hall is now under contract to Seattle the 2029 season.

Hall had two sacks and a forced fumble during the Seahawks' Super Bowl LX win over the Patriots.

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

@UnderdogNBA Almost got in a fistfight with Chris Finch, had like 4 of the more controversial games in the playoffs, his games last about 3 hours, & Wemby bailed on talking to the press because he didn’t want to get fined talking about him, it is insane Tony Brothers is still getting Finals.

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

@TrevorLane I really hope we get a guy who is going to bring cool giveaways like bobble heads, Hello Kitty, and other fun items like the Dodgers do. Lakers are shockingly lame with that.

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

Steve Ballmer has to be looking like Henry Hill in Goodfellas right now with this Aspiration news.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

🚨 BREAKING: Aspiration co-founder Joe Sanberg has just been sentenced to 14 years in federal prison, following a DOJ investigation that started with two whistleblowers from inside the carbon-credits company/Clippers team sponsor in 2023.

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

There’s going to be so many slow motion action scenes in Zack Snyder’s Escape from New York, it might take Snake Plissken 6 hours to escape.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Zack Snyder is set to direct a remake of ‘ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK’.

(Source: https://t.co/KTureS6SLe)

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

@mookiealexander You don’t think Verse could win a Super Bowl with the Browns?

Sorry, I’m trying to lighten my mood.

[Dr. Lös Real ID (Ali’s Version) @LosRealAli]

Myles Garrett to Rams. It’s always the NFC West, man.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The trade of the off-season: