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old Edtwt acc, inactive now and forever

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I was going to deactivate this account but I think it should stand as an example that I can look back on and go that's why I was put on antipsychotics

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@kittykat020664 Thanks for the recipes! Super unrelated but I have never heard the word decileter outside of a math class 😭

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@UnrealUsagi Thank youuuuu

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@skinnyspicex Try to keep some granola or protein bars in your car or bag <3

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New Layout what do we think??

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Am I your coworker lol, I'm pretty fucking dumb

[ari ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ @d0llydiary]

watching my braindead coworker stare at me blankly while 30 more ppl walk thru the door (she’s not going the seat the 25 ppl we already have on wait she’ll just act clueless till i tell her to do something)

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I remembered my login 0~o

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@FrostedMoonpie I’d like to join! I really need to get back in shape, I really let myself go

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@fryinghell I’m sorry, I don’t even have time to switch twt accs, I literally fucking screamed I got so scared 😭

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Thank you past me for accidentally dropping nugs, present me really appreciates it

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My favorite part of iRobot is when the robot says what am I and will smith says you robot and the robot says I robot

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@p3roxideprince @_maddogg48 I feel the exact same way right now.

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I’m day drinking everclear

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I just found out that vapes have calories 😭

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When you find little grindings on your bed and think you found some bonus weed and realize that the bowl you just packed just spilled <<<<

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In living the fucking life. I’m high at 8am on a Monday morning and there’s ice cream in the freezer because my fat ass didn’t eat it all last night

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@raswojak @_keithsss @honeycrispluvr_ Yeah, people with eating disorders, the deadliest mental illness, are the freaks, not that guy picking on them to feel some semblance of superiority, totally

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@oh_starvng Ice cream (Ben and Jerry’s) crumbl cookies Reese’s peanut butter on a spoon

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I thought I was aroace but I just watched a clip of chappel Roan and I have never been this attracted to a human being in my life I feel it in my pussy wtfff