Al Thums

Proud Hoser 🇨🇦, committed meatatarian, self-diagnosed sex addict...not looking to be "cured” of any of these. INTJ/Libra. “I am what I am.” (Popeye)

[Al Thums @LostAt_P]

A metaphor for life really…

[Al Thums @LostAt_P]

@Lilblack_heart Me too! :-)
#MyPeople

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Protect and serve is at a whole new level.. 😊

[lals @Alanascottish]

"Losing weight is in your hands."
My hands:

[Ren @Scorpio_Karen18]

Remember to double click this weekend!

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Amazon: Your fleshlight will be delivered in discreet packaging.

The packaging:

[Al Thums @LostAt_P]

FOOD!!! Now!! I’m HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY!!! Food! Now!

[Al Thums @LostAt_P]

It’s a short distance between having a crap start to your day and ending up in an empty parking lot at 7 in the morning having a complete meltdown…

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

It’s Friday! 🎉

Here’s your daily dose of baby goats.. 😊

🎥 IG; twoheronsfarm

[Al Thums @LostAt_P]

@ThatEricAlper It certainly defines a good day for me more often than not…

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

Existence is just the universe’s improv show too bad none of us auditioned

[Al Thums @LostAt_P]

@TrueTorontoGirl @sweetmomissa I knew you had it in you ;-)

[Al Thums @LostAt_P]

Um…the busy driveway in front of the mall bakery isn’t a parking spot, and putting your four ways on doesn’t make it one.

Selfish asshat.

[Al Thums @LostAt_P]

@turtledumplin I gotchu

[Al Thums @LostAt_P]

Just me trying to get out the door to get to work, nothing you should feel bad about getting in the way of.

[Al Thums @LostAt_P]

@mistrustme1 #Truth ❤️

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

Humor is just intelligence noticing the absurdity first