Ocean of Lotion

I don't know much of anything, man

Any pronouns

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

Well my patreon got nuked again. This is the 3rd time in 5 years the NCAA/NFL have forced me to start over, so I think I'm over it

I've deleted all my professional Twitter accounts and am just going to use this one now. It was fun while it lasted I guess

Anyways. Hi! I'm Damien

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

Is there some place I can see what player had the most non-post paint touches with the ball?

Not rim FGA per se, just “how many times did the ball-handler touch the paint”

[🇧🇪🇰🇷🪡 @rhas202]

one of my favourite iterations of a player, in a way i cant wait for russ to retire so he gets the flowers he deserves instead of routinely being mocked

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

“With a jump shot” is frying me lol

[WizardsMuse @WizardsMuse1]

REPORT: AJ Dybantsa is drawing Kevin Garnett comparisons from NBA scouts (Via @davidaldridgedc)

"AJ could be really, really good. He could be KG with a jump shot."

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

@JBBHoops1 Much like I wish Kawhis defensive and offensive peaks were closer together

I wish Lavines slashing and shooting peaks were closer. Could’ve been a really fun slash+splash JR Smith type

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

@okcamars If you think he’s athletically cooked, fine

But Zion has a tremendous arsenal of soft skills that optimize his unique physical tools. One of the most interesting players I’ve ever seen

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

I love the idea of a sauerkraut lobby paying them for this lie

[Natalie Andrews @natalieandrews]

A diet is sweeping through Trump's cabinet that is very different that the president's own

It involves so much sauerkraut and fermented food

“Within 30 days I lost 20 pounds,” RFK Jr said in Michigan. “JD Vance is also on the diet and you can see how different he looks.”

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

For my day ones who remember my ex I crashed out over, that’s who this reminded me of

So I checked her(?) twitter and god damn, beautiful beyond words still but please get a ghost writer, hun 😭

[LINK 🐂🫎 @DJProfessorL]

Good luck to this woman I can’t imagine a worse fate than becoming a right wing Twitter darling

[cooluno_9 | Yoruichi and Mereoleona's cumslut @unowastaken3]

Rockstar dont ever show me a white woman again

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

The 03’ class has the 2 highest peaks among the two classes, and 3 of the top 6

[Sokō 🇭🇹 🍉 @Sonicadvanced2]

When Luka gets a championship that 2018 class gets put behind the 84 draft class idc

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

@DLynchsSon504 @MavSlander @Sonicadvanced2 I can name 5 better players from the class without blinking

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

@DLynchsSon504 @laykuhnayshion @omlgeast @MavSlander @Sonicadvanced2 He is older than them. He’s 2 years older than Luka

[Sam98 @Sam98103202]

This applies to all far-right 'we want to protect our women&girls' people, regardless of the country.

Credit: ahoyuniverse

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

@irisketball That’s a FMVP 100 dollar bill 🙂‍↕️

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

@Runnin4Jesus24 Lying to push an agenda #shameless

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

An instant classic. What a fucking day for CS man. I love this game

[414Bucks @GiannisOwnsYou3]

DESMOND BANE WENT FOR 5 FRP
MIKAL BRIDGES WENT FOR 5 FRP
RUDY GOBERT WENT FOR 5 FRP
DONOVAN MITCHELL WENT FOR 3 UNPROTECTED FRP AND 2 SWAPS

AND IM SUPPOSE TO BELIEVE GIANNIS IS GOING FOR LESS????? 😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

Brother, suit up the Giants need you!

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

NYPD was juked out of their shoes at the Knicks parade today

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

can you imagine being drunk for almost a week straight and they make you clock in for a random shift at a job youve never worked before

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

@Ydkb_RT @GoatTalkC @SpursRuinedMe Cool. So you were wrong, not all offensive engines require a mid-range game

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

@Ydkb_RT @GoatTalkC @SpursRuinedMe You were wrong. Doubling down on it is silly

[Ocean of Lotion @LotionOf]

@Ydkb_RT @GoatTalkC @SpursRuinedMe In 2013 LeBron took over 1300 shots

Only 30% of them came from the mid-range