Lottie Coltman

Copywriter. Medium scribbler ( I only drink tea if I'm sad or sick.

[Lottie Coltman @LottieColtman]

*Da-dada-DAAA* (That's trumpet fanfare, for anyone wondering)🎺

It's OFFICIAL, despite the fact that the thought of doing my own taxes gives me heart palpations, I am entering the freelance writer world.

And to prove it, here is my shiny new portfolio... https://t.co/irexyCQHUs

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@AAA22AAA22A Exactly what I said 👆

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@eternalglinds My only complaint was that some of it should have been at Christmas to continue the Christmas special theme 😂

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@swill9219 I thought they were gonna find Brin dead if alcohol poisoning 😂

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@sharigledhill My thoughts exactly 🥹

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@TomJubb1867 Same 😂 including yours!

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@brazenburrito Did it rain today?

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@beccacaddy Hey Becca! I’ve become a bit of an AI addict and use it almost constantly at work, in a million different ways — it’s completely revolutionised the way I do things. I’ve also created a super prompt to gamify my entire life (both work and personal 😂). Happy to chat 😊

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@SLC_Repayment Can someone reach out to me tomorrow? I am having an issue with being able to settle my balance.

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@lufthansa outright lied to me about my flight being cancelled and refuse to compensate me for the hundreds of euros I lost. It’s a long and dramatic story that you can find here: https://t.co/dg8xlx3Kl6

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@PatrickSocha @odidonederland Im in the dapper market area and ours is out too 😭

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Love the idea that Russell Brand is so important that anyone would have a massive conspiracy against him. Like yourself much?

[Packard @sofaloumavez]

Best new character #AndJustLikeThat

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@Richhyatt It was amazing!!

[emma @emmaeg_]

Watching #GunthersMillions is making me feel like I’ve smoked something

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

The Telegraph is advising migrants on how to beat immigration law.

Reflect on that a moment…

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Got an invite for a 9am Monday morning meeting at 08.58.

Surely, that’s illegal?

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@CHIMPSINSOCKS Also, can I just say - that girl has a banging bod!

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@Sammxney Yes!! My thoughts exactly