Lottie Mitchell

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I’m sorry, I’m going to have to cancel, I’m completely snowed in

[Dr Amit Patel @BlindDad_Uk]

Why do some people get so angry?

This guy may have forgotten what he said by the time he got on the tube, but it ruined my day. You can hear in my voice just how stressed I was.

I’d never endanger @Kika_GuideDog or myself by attempting to move on an escalator.

Please, be kind

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

This is brutal.

So powerfully done by @ByDonkeys and AC-12 cast. 😲

[Harry Trevaldwyn @harrytrevaldwyn]

your taxi from the christmas party

[❤️ Jameela Jamil ❤️ She/Her ❤️ @jameelajamil]

Revenge is a dish best served in an 10 minute short film a decade later. 👌🏽

[Lottie Mitchell @Lottiemitchell]

HOW ON EARTH DOES ANYONE EXPECT ME TO GET ANYTHING DONE TODAY?! #redtaylorsversion

[Charlotte Warwick @c_warwick]

Me waving goodbye to my love and respect for Jake Gyllenhaal for the next 36-48 hours #RedTaylorsVersion

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“It’s a bloody nightmare”
Meaning: Something is proving a mild inconvenience; typically used to describe slightly heavy traffic, or the internet not working

“It’s not ideal”
Meaning: Something terrible has happened and life is almost certainly ruined

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves"

You thought wrong.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Britain: just a load of stressed, tired people pretending to hope their emails find each other well.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Never feeling a higher sense of relief than when someone cancels a Zoom meeting.

[Charlotte Warwick @c_warwick]

Finally my showbiz past combines with my politics present to help me create a meme that approximately 3 people will find funny. #WinterEconomyPlan

[Lottie Mitchell @Lottiemitchell]

Never laughed and cried in such quick succession (or binge watched a series so quickly). @rickygervais smashed it again #AfterLife #AfterLife2

[Lottie Mitchell @Lottiemitchell]

@BeckyMJarmo Gonna be so amazing I’m JEALOUS!!!

[Lottie Mitchell @Lottiemitchell]

@alicemitchell95 https://t.co/GeD8oa65e6

[Charlotte Warwick @c_warwick]

I'm leaving my job at Cosmo, so why not apply for my job at Cosmo? https://t.co/lfMLpc0d24 #socialmediajobs

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

Cherries are red 🍒
Violets are blue 💙
We've got Eddie Howe 👊
And we've come from League Two 📈

#ValentinesDay | #afcb 🍒

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Jane looked after me while I was ill for over a week. Now she's caught my flu and her coughing is really annoying me.

[Lottie Mitchell @Lottiemitchell]

@GabriellaAltini 😂😂😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Anyway, see how you feel” - Translation: I know you’re not coming

[kenna @kennagq]

Don't speak Spanish but divorciando can't be a good thing https://t.co/NFrYkvh56m