The new season of @QueerEye is finally here! It was great to have the Fab 5 & their crew filming in #KC, and I can't wait for the world to see what's so special about our City. Thanks to @KansasCityFilm & @VisitKC for making this happen. #QueerEye3
@bess_mar I gained 40lbs right after I quit. I lost 20 within 6 mos and the rest within a year. Your metabolism just need to reset. Some say it takes up to 6 mos.
@bess_mar You seem ok to me. Unless karma is like Opposite Day because I’ve seen a lot of truly horrible people succeed and good people fail. Other’s actions, Inactions and weaknesses reflect on them, not you.
@misterjujuu Let’s make this clear. No one believes you. We can seewith our own eyes you carved it out and left part attached, it offered no resistance when you pulled it. Your tweet glory is FAKE
Omg I just found out that spinster used to be reserved for women 23-26 and that after you turned 26 if you were unmarried you became a.... THORNBACK. How fucking great is that name!?
No matter how friendly you are with HR, please don't send us pics of your child puking to prove you aren't taking the day off to interview. Seriously, that JUST happened! WTH? #TrueStory#HumanResources#officestories
It’s called being topically relevant and I don’t know, funny. Things you weren’t during you Tonight Show tenure. BTW Lovedyou when you were a guest in the old Letterman show.