Christopher Nobody

Hashtag Host of #TagTeamTuesdayTues. @7pmEST & #JustHashingAbout w/ @CutUpX2 Suns. @6pmEST President Bess Marvin Fanclub

[Christopher Nobody @LouGeese]

Dear Trump Supporter: If your tweet contains Libtard, Triggered or Snowflake, you have already lost your argument. #TrumpSafeWords

[Lenore Riegel @lenoreriegel]

This will make you cry. And think.

[Adv.Javed Kallu @JavedKallu36]

Mam you are real symbol of humanity. respect and love for you 🙏🏻🙏🏻.
#ChristchurchAttack
#StopViolenceAgainstMuslims

[Sly James (Former Mayor) @MayorSlyJames]

The new season of @QueerEye is finally here! It was great to have the Fab 5 & their crew filming in #KC, and I can't wait for the world to see what's so special about our City. Thanks to @KansasCityFilm & @VisitKC for making this happen. #QueerEye3

[Hammer @hamerlj]

@bess_mar I gained 40lbs right after I quit. I lost 20 within 6 mos and the rest within a year. Your metabolism just need to reset. Some say it takes up to 6 mos.

[Hammer @hamerlj]

I did that same thing more than once this winter.

[Christopher Nobody @LouGeese]

@hamerlj @bess_mar I think she secretly just wanted an excuse to lay down a relax during recess ;-)

[Hammer @hamerlj]

@bess_mar That's putting your life on the line for your profession!

[Christopher Nobody @LouGeese]

@bess_mar You seem ok to me. Unless karma is like Opposite Day because I’ve seen a lot of truly horrible people succeed and good people fail. Other’s actions, Inactions and weaknesses reflect on them, not you.

[Christopher Nobody @LouGeese]

@misterjujuu Let’s make this clear. No one believes you. We can seewith our own eyes you carved it out and left part attached, it offered no resistance when you pulled it. Your tweet glory is FAKE

[Christopher Nobody @LouGeese]

@bess_mar Been down all day I think

[Christopher Nobody @LouGeese]

@bess_mar I think I’d probably rather not. But I guess it depends on how it ended. And how much you’ve moved on satisfactorily

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Omg I just found out that spinster used to be reserved for women 23-26 and that after you turned 26 if you were unmarried you became a.... THORNBACK. How fucking great is that name!?

[Chiefs Reporter @ChiefsReporter]

Quotes on the release of veteran safety Eric Berry from #Chiefs Chairman and CEO Clark Hunt, head coach Andy Reid, and general manager Brett Veach.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

We have released safety Eric Berry.

https://t.co/WFABSnECVq

[Marie @utoepeea]

No matter how friendly you are with HR, please don't send us pics of your child puking to prove you aren't taking the day off to interview. Seriously, that JUST happened! WTH? #TrueStory #HumanResources #officestories

[Christopher Nobody @LouGeese]

It’s called being topically relevant and I don’t know, funny. Things you weren’t during you Tonight Show tenure. BTW Lovedyou when you were a guest in the old Letterman show.

[The Hill @thehill]

Jay Leno laments today's late night shows https://t.co/jMNPvuflo8

[Christopher Nobody @LouGeese]

SAT Test Taker Man #MillennialSuperheroes #CollegeCheatingScandal

[Christopher Nobody @LouGeese]

This guy knew in 1999 #CollegeCheatingScandal https://t.co/c24OKGvsgv

[Hammer @hamerlj]

Wonder eel #SeafoodCinema