LouLyn

For every poptart princess that goes batshit crazy

[LouLyn @LouLyn10]

Oh hell this just won my heart

[Acidic Blonde™️ @Acidic_Blonde]

Sex #IsGreatButHaveYouEver had a warm fresh Krispy Kreme donut?

[Persnickety Ricky 🐓 @rickchard_rick]

#ImThisManyYearsOld I own a blood-stained cabbage patch kid.

[LouLyn @LouLyn10]

#ImThisManyYearsOld #CNN became a thing on tv and this guy got a show on late night tv

[LouLyn @LouLyn10]

😭😭😭

[Ed 🥳 @7billiononearth]

I tried to stop thinking about you.
I failed. 💕

[Rick Wright USN Ret. @RickWrightNow]

#CluesTheyAreCheating
He's a man.

[Jenn @IssaB0ss]

If he blows your cheating ways out of proportion, it’s a clue sis 🙄 #CluesTheyAreCheating

[LouLyn @LouLyn10]

#TheFirstTimeIFeltOld and it continues. Everyone at work can attend but me 😭

[ⱠØⱠ₳ brrr 🥶 @_lola_bee]

Dudes with average dick energy don't have the natural endowment of dudes with big dick energy, so they have to try harder.

It's science.

[LouLyn @LouLyn10]

#MyPetIn5Words old,toothless, diabetic, blind, fatass

[LouLyn @LouLyn10]

#TheFirstTimeIFeltOld
When I used the term "practical" when I was shopping for clothes.

[Writerlike🌎 @writerlike1]

I offered the bartender my ID and he laughed and said “You good.”
#TheFirstTimeIFeltOld

[LouLyn @LouLyn10]

@_itsLi_ 🥺

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

Battle: Who you got?
RT for Hellraiser
Like for Taylor Swift

[LouLyn @LouLyn10]

#PumpkinSpiceMakesMe
Wanna vomit in your latte and improve it

[LouLyn @LouLyn10]

@RiotGrlErin

[LouLyn @LouLyn10]

#ItRuinsTheMood when boys say "your pretty hot for your age"

Thanks, what's your dads number? I'll hook up him, marry him become your step mum and ground your ass after having you removed from his will.