WD-40 Hands

nothing too fancy, just my twisted thoughts and the occasional song lyrics

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@JakeBauers9 @SleeperBrewers Someone get this guy a snickers. Jesus Christ

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@Zartrand @DanteTheDon Adults putting ketchup on hotdogs is and always will be an affront to God

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Nevada rn

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We let the ghost of Dom Capers stay in the booth for 3 years too long. For the love of God MLF, don't let the cycle of negligence continue

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@iAmCamJam That's the three straight disappointing postseason appearances Brewers to you sir

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My Fandom. I have no one to blame but myself...

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I just saw someone pull down their mask to cough at walmart. If that's not a metaphor for how brilliantly Brown County is handling this I don't know what is.

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The 👏 people 👏 want 👏 Jameis 👏 @SeanPayton

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@b_vandypack @jerrydepizzo @ofarevolution You do know they're quoting bob marley there right?

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If a menu says something is "football sized" I'm left with no choice but to order it.

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BaSeBaLl Is BoRiNg

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@Zartrand But you were at the reigns of the Tony Snell wagon

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66.6% of the Cubs losses have been to the Milwaukee Brewers. Do with that information what you will.

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@StevenSchrank I agree. 25¢ a like is all I ask

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@apusatera Annex some territory to border more than one Great Lake and the council will be willing to speak with you

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So you're telling me Minnesota is the land of 10,000 lakes but only ONE of them is Great? Amateur hour.

*This tweet has been funded by the Wisconsin, Michigan and New York Coalition*

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@iAmCamJam So it just doesn't wreak havoc on my joints like it usually does?