Louis

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

"Itll be fine dont stress"
Your leaving me as the responsible adult, im still gonna stress

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

My cat sprints into my bed after im back from work & after 5 minutes falls asleep face down

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

My house contract runs out in January and I'm stuck between staying in the same town or 100 miles away

100 miles away sounds more fun

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

My friend wasn't sure of my last name & booked me a hotel under the last name bagel
I'm now permanently named Mr Bagel in Norway

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

Gonna have to re evaluate my life choices considering my ex situation ship faked being late so I'd meet her

Why are people like this

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

I peeled my oranges today.

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

The next person that tells me I need to eat more is going to get a kick in the face

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

Love when my taxi drivers asks if I mind if he speaks to his brother on the phone

As long as you dont talk to me, I've got noise cancelling headphones, I'm tryna chill before this shit shift

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

It's time to put on my fake tan, concealer to hide my tiredness in the afternoon for my shift
If I don't get a comment that I look better or good ima be a lil sad

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

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[Louis @LouisBagelss]

Really wanna go camping in a forest after seeing Tiktoks of it

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

The amount of work I put into the gym & eating was fucking spectacular last year, then once January started I
Lost 25KG in 2 fucking months, ruined my mentality & self confidence I built

It's frustrating how long it takes to get it back but, atleast some of the confidence is

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

Nursing agency headhunted my CV now I've got an interview for a job with a 75% pay increase

If I get this, I can buy so much more useles crap, 2 1/2 years of being hit, bit & bled on might've paid off

[miguel @itshemiii]

i'd abuse the fuck out of the bat signal like mr. wayne they're overcharging me for this sandwich. kill them

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

@e_ladyhush @mylifeiskara OUse the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips.

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

I'm still waiting to encounter a personal trainer that doesnt inject themselves with testosterone or tren on their snap while posting publically they'd never inject anything

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

Paramedics got called out for me, crew contacted my Doctor who decided not to phone & just said I never answered despite never phoning
Haha.

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

@DonWoahCo Oh god
Luckily it's a 26 year old so I can't be a grandad
I just wanna goddamn tan

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

How have I been roped into going to magaluf
I'm not a magaluf person In the slightest

[Louis @LouisBagelss]

When someone says Can I show that video of you, I automatically say after 3-4 drinks so I can pretend it never happened

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