Ker, Louis Johnson

Son of Jesus | Harvester | Corporate and Commercial Lawyer | Advocate of the High Court | Instagram: @louis.johnsonke

[Ker, Louis Johnson @LouisJohnsonKE]

@Thriving_luos From now on...in addition to my Luo official title of "Okil"; I expect to be addressed as "Ker" and "Jatend Piny"🌚.

IT IS SO DECREED.

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

If Lindsay Clancy is found innocent because hormones made her emotionally unstable, women better be very careful celebrating that verdict.

Because the law loves PRECEDENT.

From that day forward, every job application is going to have a new question:

“Are you currently hormonal?”

“Well, I’m a woman.”

“Thank you. I think we’ll be going in another direction.”

You can’t carry a weapon anymore. No female police officers. Sorry, but we cannot hand a loaded gun to somebody whose legal defense might eventually be, “My hormones were acting up.”

No more high-stress jobs, either. No air-traffic controllers. No surgeons. No nuclear-launch codes. One bad hot flash and boom 💥 Canada is glowing.

And women definitely can’t be judges. How can you decide whether somebody else is emotionally stable when your own gender just established in court that hormones can make you kill three people?

No female politicians, either. You can’t be trusted to run the country if, according to your own argument, your endocrine system occasionally takes over the government.

And custody hearings are going to change overnight.

The judge will say, “Ordinarily, children belong with their mother. However, according to the Lindsay Clancy precedent, she may be only one hormone away from a Netflix documentary. The children go with Dad.”

Dad doesn’t know their shoe sizes, the pediatrician’s name or which one is allergic to peanuts, but his testosterone has never been successfully used as an insanity defense.

Feminists spent a hundred years saying women are not hysterical, irrational creatures controlled by their biology and one defense attorney walks into court and says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… have you considered the uterus?”

You cannot demand equal authority and then ask for discounted accountability.

If women want equal rights, great. But equal rights come with equal wrongs.
Otherwise, that glass ceiling is about to become a padded ceiling.

[Ker, Louis Johnson @LouisJohnsonKE]

@sunnkssdseraph And above all, know God, and Jesus Christ His only Son.

[Ker, Louis Johnson @LouisJohnsonKE]

@DrBKhalwale @johnnjenga My condolences

[WarepamorSammy @Warepamorsammy]

This is a beautiful brilliant analogy and perspective of things

[Charlie @MAGACharlie2024]

"We don't need men"

I laughed I cheered- a favorite video

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Kenya’s Ksh 12.8 Trillion debt trap cannot be ignored.71% of our revenues go directly 2 debt servicing,to pay off loans that Kenyans never saw or approved.ANY loan that BYPASSED Parliament is #odiousdebt.If it didn't benefit the people,the people shouldn't pay it back #DeniBandia

[Ker, Louis Johnson @LouisJohnsonKE]

@Ugochukwu96_ 🤣🤣🤣

[Ker, Louis Johnson @LouisJohnsonKE]

@baroswahjr @johnnjenga Wouldn’t it be better just to warn him from committing the offence? Instead of waiting until he does it and then arresting him? 😂

[30MinuteMinistries ✞ @30MinMinistries]

They Boiled John in oil.

Stoned Philip to death.

They skinned Matthew alive.

Crucified Peter upside down.

Hung Luke from an olive tree.

Beheaded James with a sword.

None of the apostles died for a lie, They died because they saw the risen Christ.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

PUBLIC MONEY IS NOT EXECUTIVE PROPERTY: THE CONSTITUTIONAL TRUTH ABOUT CHAPTER TWELVE

Fellow Kenyans,
The bottom line of Chapter Twelve is simple: the Executive DOES NOT own public money, THE PEOPLE do. 
Our 2010 Constitution intentionally strips the President and Cabinet of unchecked power over your taxes through six strict principles: 
1) People Own the Funds: Government only administers public money; it never owns it. 
2) Parliament Approves Spending: The Executive cannot spend a single shilling without explicit parliamentary authority. 
3) The Treasury is Independent: Under Article 225, the Treasury is an autonomous custodian, not a political department subordinate to the Executive. 
4) Independent Oversight: The CRA, Controller of Budget, and Auditor-General ensure no single entity controls the financial chain. 
5) Personal Liability for Looting: Under Article 226(5), any official who directs unlawful spending must pay it back from their own pocket, even after leaving office. 
6) No Free-For-All Borrowing: Debt is strictly tied to legitimate budget deficits, not executive whims. 
The power of the purse belongs to the people, not the Executive. We must defend our Constitution! #ReKe #GetitDone #KnowYourConstitution #ConstitutionKe2010

https://t.co/THmleX3KBq

[Ker, Louis Johnson @LouisJohnsonKE]

🏮💯
M.E.S.S.I

[Eric @amerix]

This is called a HAEMODIALYSIS CATHETER.

It is for patients undergoing dialysis.

It is inserted into a patient's chest through the internal jugular vein.

The red port cannula is the arterial lumen that draws deoxygenated blood out of the patient's body and sends it to the dialysis machine for cleaning.

The blue cannula is the venous lumen that carries cleaned, filtered blood from the dialysis machine back into the patient's bloodstream.

This catheter stays in a patient's body for 6 - 12 weeks, or even longer, depending on medical decisions, before being replaced with a permanent fistula.

A healthy kidney filters your blood 400 times per day, while a dialysis machine does so only 2 times a week, for about 5 hours per session.

Dialysis patients have to arrive at the renal unit as early as 3 am, twice a week.

Not even a dialysis machine can replace the efficiency of a healthy kidney.

Therefore, take care of your kidneys.

#FoodFriday

[Ker, Louis Johnson @LouisJohnsonKE]

@quincygitahi Wdym “mere” Advocate?
The office of Advocate is likewise a constitutional office. 😅

[Joshua Malidzo Nyawa @joshuamalidzo]

We live in a country where you can be killed inside a police station. Where police hire thugs to assault citizens, delete CCTV footage and their spokesperson lies that the victim slammed his head against a cell wall. At what point do we stop calling this a functioning state?

[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

Police Constable James Mukhwana’s shocking confession before the court:

“I received instructions from OCS Talaam, who informed us that DIG Lagat had ordered that Albert Ojwang be disciplined.

The OCS directed that he be punished and left with injuries that would require hospital treatment.

However, the inmates to whom we assigned the task exceeded those instructions, resulting in the loss of his life.

I respectfully ask this Honourable Court for forgiveness.”

Sources say that part of the instructions given by DIG Lagat was to get people who would be disguised as inmates who were to sodomize Albert Ojwang' in turns after they would beat and leave him with injuries!

[Messi archive 🇦🇷 @messi_archive10]

Who even started this debate???

[Ker, Louis Johnson @LouisJohnsonKE]

They demand that you give, give, and give - but their love is always unstable, never lasting. Relish this, it is rare. People do not always see your value in your lifetime. Look how we treat our own Kenyan athletes, who should be treated better from DAY 1!

[Mansur @Ryyad10]

ميسي قعد طول عمره يحاول يرضي جمهور الارجنتين كانو يحرقو صوره ويحكو انه ابن كتلونيا عشان بتالق مع برشلونة وبيخسر نهائيات مع الارجنتين وما جلب لهم بطولات

امس كان ماسك نفسه لحد م شاف الجماهير وهيا بتشجعه ، ميسي كان يستحق حب شعبه من اول يوم مش في نهاية مسيرته

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Lionel Messi is the exact reason you should live solely on your own terms.

The man speaks ill of no one. He disrespects neither teammates nor rivals. He is the best to ever do his craft. Yet he has dedicated haters. If ever a man (let alone a player) should have had no haters, it is Messi. Still, on account of nothing but his matchless success, he commands a horde of them.

Do what thou wilt. People will talk regardless.

A life lived minding what people will say is a wasted life.

[Ker, Louis Johnson @LouisJohnsonKE]

Most beautiful moment in the World Cup finals 2026.

[𝑳𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒓 @lamaralqaisy]

أجمل لقطه في نهائي المونديال💙❤️