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Virtus Sola Nobilitas

[scar @imfat]

People will flex 60+ hour work weeks like it’s a badge of honor

brother you’re a slave

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Wherever there’s a bin in Britain, a fox is sure to follow.

[Neet @neet_sol]

this is what a year of 9-5 employment does to you

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

Uk Backrooms is just one giant Wetherspoons with infinite wood-lined carpeted corridors and staircases between you and the bogs

[kb 🫐🍏 @petrovaIines]

they are so elegant in their heterosexuality

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

HOPIUM BROS, CHIME IN

[juan @JuanEditzs]

i have completed the kingpin trilogy #daredevilbornagain

[BookNote @BookNoteApp]

8 fiction books more addicting than scrolling:

1) Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir

[ella🌸 @ellamaxxing]

we love wikipedia

[Jay Jay @JaySkeletonjay9]

@PlayStationAsia

[Cal 🏆 @SpIinterCaI]

New gens could not possibly comprehend how elite saturday night tele used to be in the UK

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Finally, some good news!

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Israel’s fingerprints are all over the Ugandan chimpanzee civil war. Wake the fuck up

[Rob @robrousseau]

current state of Iran-US negotiations

[Nick Wolfhard @Nick__Wolfhard]

I haven’t been this excited since the release of Belgian techno anthem, Pump Up the Jam

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

It’s April 6th, and the tweet of the year race is over.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You’re laughing. Chappell Roan killed and ate a child and you’re laughing.

[rune sword @runesword1]

firing a warning shot over my coworker’s head when they start walking towards me