Louis van Wyk

Owner/operator - Tongariro Crossing Lodge | Freelance writer & editor | PR wonk for hire | Volunteer firefighter | In top 5% of Foo Fighters fans ROCK ON!

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Not the worst, but the one that feels most fitting right now: Wonky Visual. #AnagramGame

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@Kieran_McAnulty Our rates increase notice from Ruapehu District Council specifically mentioned the scrapping of water reforms as the main reason for the rates hike.

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@cjlambert How do fit four elephants into a Swift??

Two in the front and two in the back… 😂😂😂

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@cjlambert I shared a flat with Spanish people in London. Same story but they often shared their paella and tortilla de patatas so had few complaints 😃

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What a tense game! Well done @PilipinasWNFT. Great effort @NZ_Football #FWC2023

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Just putting it on record that our little lodge has been brimming with US guests this week, when we would usually be quiet. All @USWNT fans travelling to watch @FIFAWWC. So hosting such events do have benefits, and out of gratitude will be supporting US on Thursday!

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@WakaKotahi_news But is this ever actually enforced? Seen police cruise past vehicles sitting in the right lane a few times.

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@cjlambert Doing a double header on Thursday. USA vs Netherlands followed by Barbie. Will however do Mission Impossible on Friday 😂

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@1NewsNZ What a waste of cheese

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“X —IS THE FUTURE STATE OF UNLIMITED INTERACTIVITY – CENTERED IN AUDIO, VIDEO, MESSAGING, PAYMENTS/BANKING – CREATING A GLOBAL MARKETPLACE FOR IDEAS, GOODS, SERVICES, AND OPPORTUNITIES. POWERED BY AI, X WILL CONNECT IS ALL IN WAYS WE’RE JUST BEGINNING TO IMAGINE.”

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@17ThankQ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what does dancing have to do with voting? However maybe more ballets should be performed in open spaces to make it more accessible

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@kpatton @ow Also because this will probably require installing a new app or an update with new Ts&Cs and many people won’t be willing to actively agree to giving Musk that power over our data.

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The sad Kiri Alan news and dumb X news are really bringing out the idiots on this site today. A sure sign that it’s time to quit this hell hole after all. Off to Threads then 😬😭🤢

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@TheSpinoffTV 😢

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@Scind @FrancesCook 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

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@fighthetyranny That’s not what happened dimwits. Obviously just a bog standard delay in her being told she’s live. Happens all the time

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@grahamthekat @1NewsNZ @_chloeswarbrick Grow up you perv

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@evanrobertsnz @FrankMcRae More importantly, are there Mexican loaded chips in Wellington?? Going to US v Netherlands on Thursday so this is critical information…

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@jonastyle_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Thereisnocat_

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@Rgranot Just stop. No one needs this crap