Sex Pest

An anonymous writer of filth and the like...

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

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[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

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[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

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[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

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[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

Right, I'm thinking I should come back to Twitter - I've neglected it. Sorry Twitter.

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

@shinytuppence your previous few tweets have reminded me why I love Twitter.

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

@CuntyChopalops @SwearyKnickers I'm on it!

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

@shinytuppence EVERY proper man likes grey softs. and vest tops. MEN i tell you.

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

@shinytuppence they are the sexiest thing to wear in bed. aside from nothing. (im not joking)

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

@shinytuppence I HATE that film. gives me an uncontrollable case of the rage.

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

@grumpy_pants 'underneath it all Dugal from Magic Roundabout was more than a little disappointing'.

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

@CwtchyKate I dont know but its wonderful.

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

@grumpy_pants M

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

@WordEjaculation most of it took place in a very big armchair in a front room. logisitically challenging to say the least.

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

@WordEjaculation oh god yes. it was tiring. in the most wonderous way.

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

@WordEjaculation yes. two little filthy wenches working on me like desperate mechanics. awesome.

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

@WordEjaculation only ever known 2 girls, one guy (me). It... was... excellent.

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

@WordEjaculation There's one on the way already... more are... dare i say it... 'coming'. bahahaaaa! such a child.

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

@WordEjaculation one of. I will make sure they feature in the stories for the site. ;)

[Sex Pest @LoveLickingYou]

@WordEjaculation It was great. Felt like the king of the world. And they were both hot. and into eachother too... memories are great.