College summer break has gone OFF the rails. ☀️😂🍻
These students might need to get back to class… ASAP. 🤦🏻♂️📚
“I’m probation FREE after I HIT a lady with my car.” 🚓
“What will happen in the MIDTERMS? I hope I pass!” 🗳️
“The BIGGEST issue in America? PARKING TICKETS.” 🎟️
“Socialism is GOOD! I like to NETWORK.” 🤝
“Trump wants to open the TRAIT of KUWAIT.” 🌍
You genuinely can’t make this stuff up. 😭😂
Wild moment in Yellowstone: A bull bison launched a tourist 8 feet into the air Friday, leaving the visitor seriously injured.
Professional photographer Mike Macleod captured the intense charge on camera, calling the bison “angry, agitated and charging anything and everything.”
Matthew McConaughey says his parents were wild, lustful and complete outlaws.
Howard Stern: “It seemed like a wild family. Your mom was a kindergarten teacher?”
Matthew McConaughey: “Right. A teacher.”
Howard Stern: “And she lived to what?”
Matthew McConaughey: “She’s still alive. She just celebrated her 85th birthday.”
Howard Stern: Yeah. “And your parents lived this lustful life”
Matthew McConaughey: “They divorced twice, married three times, and were together for 39 years. Unbelievable. They were wild.”
Howard Stern: “Even your dad always said, ‘I’m going to go out probably banging your mom.’”
Matthew McConaughey: “He said, ‘Boys, when I go, I’m going to be making love to your mother.’ And he did. Called his shot. It happened at 6:30 a.m. on a Monday morning.”
Howard Stern: “Then your mom said, “I want my man to be carried out of here nude because I want them to see the gift that was Jim McConaughey.” I mean… he must’ve had a big cock, right?”
Matthew McConaughey: “Yeah. The paramedics are covering him up, all the neighbors are out in the street, and they’re taking him out through the garage. You know, the sensible thing to do at 7 a.m. is cover him. My mom’s out there, half-naked, ripping the sheet off him, yelling, ‘Get that sheet off of him! You’re going to see how big Jim went out!’
“They were badasses and complete outlaws.”
Anti-Israel.
Anti-America.
Anti-Western Civilization.
Why am I the only Democrat in the U.S. Senate that refuses to excuse this or defend any of those self-identified communists?
🚨 Backyard SUMMER just got UPGRADED! 🌊😎
Coleman’s Lazy River is the ultimate new twist on backyard swimming fun — endless floating, zero lines, pure family vibes for the WHOLE crew! ☀️👨👩👧👦
Just in time for the 4th of July fireworks… imagine this in YOUR yard?! 🇺🇸💦
Who’s ready to build their own mini version this weekend? Drop your setup ideas below! 🛠️🔥 (Tag a friend who NEEDS this!)
What are you floating on first? 👇 #LazyRiverGoals #BackyardParadise #FourthOfJulyReady
A bus full of Trumps!! I could watch this all day! 🤣
This is flipping hilarious!
“Excuse me, excuse me” - does everyone do a Trump impression these days, and why is it so funny!!?
😂😂
DOCTOR Jill Biden left Joe Biden on the stage at the Obama presidential center and Joe appeared to have no idea what was going on. Why do they keep taking him to public events? It’s cruel.