Graham

Agony uncle. Shrewd investor. Rosehaven's most generous lover.

[Graham @LoverBoyGraham]

Organising some willing participants for some human hunting is proving problematic. Volunteers would be compensated generously. Joggers and light refreshments will be provided. #Rosehaven #abc

[Graham @LoverBoyGraham]

This $320,000 check is burning a hole in my pocket. Paying some random townsfolk to dance for my amusement feels like a sound way to start my spending spree. Everyone has their price. #Rosehaven #abc

[Graham @LoverBoyGraham]

Going to surprise my wife June for date night. I've organised a call-back after dinner from a telemarketer. Been working on some new material that's certain to put her in the mood. #Rosehaven #abc