Anthony Caputo

If you don't make it, it's your own damn vault. And that's a bitch slap of truth right there

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

So you’re telling me you’ve arrested more American soldiers involved in capturing Maduro than people on the Epstein list, or politicians who somehow magically became better investors than Warren Buffett the second they took office?

Wild priorities.

[Football Classics @ClassicsNFL]

Chiefs vs Buccaneers Super Bowl LV.

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

A little primer on “asylum”:

1. There are no “asylum seekers” on the Southern Border. “Asylum” is limited to individuals fleeing extremely narrow categories of state persecution (eg high-ranking Soviet defectors during the Cold War) — none of the groups illegally crossing the border fit that criteria. No one in Mexico or Ecuador or Honduras etc live in nations where there is any state persecution of any protected class. It’s all fake, all the way down.
2. All non-Mexican illegals have transited through additional countries on the way to America where there are no forms of state persecution, thereby further disproving any hypothetical claim
3. As yet further proof the claims are fake, aliens turn down the opportunity to avoid this fabricated persecution by being safely resettled in another nation
4. Illegal aliens receive free and functionally unlimited legal services. When facing deportation, they and their lawyers (as a matter of course) automatically file fake asylum applications. It’s a multibillion dollar fraudulent industry. It’s gross, unethical, and deeply immoral. Everyone involved in this system understands and knows these claims are false. Adjudicating these knowingly false claims is a full-time job for thousands of people.
5. Federal law requires illegal aliens to be detained pending a hearing for their (fake) asylum claim. These are not prisons. They are not being punished. No one is being sentenced. Civil detention and removal is not part of the Article III justice system (in fact, Congress stripped Article III of jurisdiction over civil immigration procedure). The goal of the US government is to send aliens home immediately (they get cash and a free plane ticket) with the fewest days in custody as logistically possible. Any delay is caused by the fake asylum claim.
6. When the fake asylum claim is heard on the “non-detained” docket the illegal aliens rarely show for their hearings. Those few who do show stay in the country regardless after losing (unless placed into detention). Removal orders are ignored as a matter of course. If and when absconders are eventually found (at great time and expense) they still have to be detained to actually effectuate the removal. At this point in time their lawyers will file a motion to reopen their asylum claim or otherwise appeal the finding and seek release again. Regardless, no removal of any alien anywhere can occur unless in a detained setting. If the alien has children they are, by law, supposed to stay in a family residential center (that costs more per night than a high-end hotel, and includes full medical, dental, scholastic and other services).
7. Biden officials did not even bother with the pretext of performing intake interviews for the millions and millions and millions they released into the US. The aliens were simply released on sight, no questions asked, with court dates years away, in the hope and expectation that by the time their fake asylum claims were adjudicated and rejected years later, Democrats would be able to scream that these illegals have now lived here for X years and they and their children must be allowed to stay at our permanent expense. No one in the prior Administration responsible for these decisions actually believed the or now this has anything to do with asylum. To them, it is just useful propaganda in service of infinite mass migration.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

If “Stop the genocide” is anti-Israeli, what does that say about Israelis?

[Anthony Caputo @LoverManGenius]

Hey @ProPlan I read the ingredients to the new food I bought for my puppy. I think there has been a mix up on your end because you did not include bugs in the ingredients list. Wtf is this

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Lavonte David will go down as the most underrated defensive player in NFL history

[Anthony Caputo @LoverManGenius]

@Bucs_Nation Grizzard has to be one the worst red zone play callers

[Anthony Caputo @LoverManGenius]

@CNeal70

[Christy 💕 @Christy4Change]

Why was the holocaust shoved down our throats in school but not the 60 million Christian’s that died in the Bolshevik Revolution?

I wonder.

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

5 NFL teams chose not to honor Charlie Kirk with a moment of silence today:

- Detroit Lions
- Indianapolis Colts
- Cincinnati Bengals
- Baltimore Ravens
- Minnesota Vikings

Every one of these teams honored George Floyd back in 2020…

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🇮🇱 I’ve got questions about Charlie Kirk’s assassination:

> He used to be an Israel loyalist
> He feared ‘Israel would kill him’
> He started *mildly* criticizing Israel
> He said Epstein was Mossad
> He said no Iran war on behalf of Israel
> He let anti-Zionists speak at his events
> Zionist media started attacking him
> Netanyahu calls Charlie about Israel visit
> FBI fires chief of Utah FBI field station
> Tells Ben Shapiro “question Israel”
> Loomer says Kirk backstabbed Trump
> Charlie shot in jugular from 200yd away
> Police arrest patsy claiming to be shooter
> Patsy tells “shoot me!” during arrest
> Actual shooter flees without a trace
> Netanyahu tweets within minutes
> Israeli media 1st to confirm Charlie’s death
> Assassin escapes without a trace
> Private jet takes off 12 minutes away
> Private jet disables location monitoring
> Jet is owned by Chabad Lubavitch donor
> Netanyahu posts about Charlie’s Israel trip
> Police arrest 2nd suspect with pellet gun
> 2nd suspect is not the shooter
> FBI claims they have photos of shooter
> Rifle found in nearby wooded area
> Scope was likely planted on shooter’s gun
> FBI says shooter was wearing tactical gear
> FBI releases photos of suspected shooter
> Alleged shooter wearing no tactical gear
> Alleged shooter not carrying gun in photos
> Zionists go on social media blitz about Kirk
> Netanyahu goes on media blitz about Kirk
> Netanyahu says Islamist behind shooting
> Netanyahu says Israel didn’t kill Kirk
> FBI says foreign intel assisting manhunt

But I’m sure it was just some random liberal kid…

[JuliansRum @ItsJuliansRum]

Ben Shapiro announcing he will fill Charlie Kirk’s role the day after he was killed says so much about what’s really at play.

[The 33rd Team @The33rdTeamFB]

Every player with 500+ total tackles, 50+ tackles for loss, and 10+ forced fumbles since 2020:

😤 Lavonte David

- end of list -

[Anthony Caputo @LoverManGenius]

This is a Lavonte David tweet @Buccaneers

[The 33rd Team @The33rdTeamFB]

C.J. Mosley’s career stats put him in great company 💪

[Anthony Caputo @LoverManGenius]

@NiceWigg

[ShaneSays @ShaneSaysFF]

Being self aware is an underrated attribute.

[Anthony Caputo @LoverManGenius]

@DynastyNerds Ravens

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

Signed helmet by @bakermayfield 👀

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[Ian Carroll @IanCarrollShow]

Every issue they have with RFK is why America wants him.

Oh no, he thinks school shootings are associated with mental health??

How dumb do you have to be to go on record trying to convince America that school shootings aren’t associated with mental health?